Poundage
(in relation to alchohol consumption) the ability to drink, or pound, significant quantities of alcohol; typically beer
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The act of really aggressive and passionate sex. Usually leaving both participants extremely satisfied.
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Deep Poundage
Term used when one thrusts his penis into another's sexual cavities so hard that it occasionally hits vital organs.
Example:
"Damn man! I was really serving her with some deep poundage, she couldn't even walk afterwards...and that was before the internal bleeding started"
"Damn man! I was really serving her with some deep poundage, she couldn't even walk afterwards...and that was before the internal bleeding started"
Flounder Poundage
the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.
Example:
Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.
Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.
Steamy Chilled Poundage
The act of putting a condom on your erect penis then rubbing Icey Hot all over it and fucking a chick with it.
Example:
Guy 1:Dude...did you hear about how Tracey pissed Steve off?
Guy 2:No, what happened?
Guy 1:She cheated on him so he punished her by giving her a "Steamy Chilled Poundage".
Guy 1:Dude...did you hear about how Tracey pissed Steve off?
Guy 2:No, what happened?
Guy 1:She cheated on him so he punished her by giving her a "Steamy Chilled Poundage".