STEELY DAN

(1) proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.



steely dan
n.
1) Large Metal Dildo
2) Jazz/Rock group, often considered to be an actual person by retarded people.
Example:
1) Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
2) "That Steely Dan guy is awesome, I love all his albums"


Steely Dan
A Massive Metal dildo, sometimes double-headed
Example:
Jorge: "Holy Shit it's a Steely Dan!"
Tim: "I'll use that on my girl tonight!"


Steely Dan
Feeling two very strong emotions at the same time, one of which is always sadness. In honor of the band's ability to combine really depressing lyrics with peppy jazzy music.
Example:
My massive hangover made my morning intensely Steely Dan. That bar hop was epic!


the Steely Dan
The awesome moment of bliss a man can receive when he chooses to lightly grasp his crotch region while relaxing. It often leads to the habit of having your hands down your pants. it's also not limited to the owner of the package to hold or caress it since it can be a group activity.
Example:
"Yo, i saw my uncle layin' down, he must've thought no one was watching because he was rocking the steely dan!"


steely dan
The term "Steely Dan" was originally used by the british to describe the act of a man spending a night with a prostitute. Doing a "Steely Dan" was the complete act of soliciting, going with and eventually having sexual intercourse with a lady of the evening.
Example:
"I hear Nigel did a little steely dan,... aye, got a leg over wif dat tart he met at the pub,...shagged her rotten he did,...idinit"


Steely Dan
a large, hand crafted dildo. the dildo is made by molding feces into the designated design and then sticking the dildo in the freezr. after the steely dan is completed, it is then inserted into a female's FUPA, or 'Fat Upper Pussy Area". steely dans are a great frozen treat if used on a nice warm day.
Example:
Yo, did you see that chicks steely dan????? that shit looks like a floppy jalopy!


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