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Skimp

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Skimp

by Theadorable on Jul 29, 2010 08:45:17

A person who tries their hardest to mooch off of friends, family, etc. This act of 'skimping' may be completed in various different ways such as forcing people to give you rides, asking for people to pay for you and just never paying them back, and going to someone's house and eating all of their food. Skimps are notoriously known for never saying thank you. Someone is NOT a skimp if people OFFER these services and are happy to do it.

Example:
Me: Jesus H. Christ, that kid Ryan is SUCH a skimp. He made me drive him across town to get food and then had me drop him off at his friend's house and didn't invite me.

You: Shit. Did he say thank you at least?

Me: Nahhh. Does he ever say thank you?

You: Never. Your girlfriend Chiara is a skimp too right?

Me: Are you kidding? I have no problem driving her around. In fact im happy to do it. She's not a skimp at all. Also she repays me sexually

Skimp

by Hagggard on Mar 19, 2009 11:40:32

A type of fart to where the ass cheeks are squeezed tightly together during such said fart, producing a high-pitched squeel.

Example:
When that car stopped on the pavement of a parking deck, I began to reminisce about the time Otto skimped.

Dale Doback skimped during his job interview and was rejected for the position.

Skimp

by Umo187 on Mar 17, 2022 19:22:48

Definition: A skimp is someone that has no self-respect and dresses like a sharmouta. Usually found at the local hang out or standing on the corners collecting coins. We are the skimp detectors.

Example:
Oi look over there emz, is that a skimp ?

Skimp

by PTLN on Jan 18, 2016 02:07:36

Having a bald ass head down to the skin

Example:
That mans head is skimp!

skimped

by Anonymous on May 14, 2003 15:02:08

when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed

Example:
that fucked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a bitch

skimp

by 187 on Oct 27, 2003 11:53:42

to give smaller than the correct amount

Example:
fuckin bitch skimped me on that 8th, shit only weights 2.9 on the digi

skimp

by Dusty on Apr 12, 2005 22:45:24

To give less than is expected.

Example:
The cafeteria skimps out and gives me a lame spork.

Skimped

by Captainhurpdurp on Dec 02, 2011 09:53:50

In weed terms (could apply to any drug, though), when you pay for a certain amount of product and get less than what you payed for. Or, in my case, when you give someone money to bring you back some bud and they never bring you back any at all, and say they "forgot it". Moral of the story is, kids, never front money.

Example:
I gave Malik twenty dollars for a gram of dank in English class and the next day he dropped out of school. I got skimped.

Skimping

by ytsanbes on Sep 29, 2017 12:08:14

when a amateur, hood rat weed dealer is broke and gives you less then what you paid for or runs off with your money.

Example:
Jackboys been skimping everyone around the block.

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