Soup Kitchen
Soup Kitchen
Example:
*Police Radio*: Detective, we found your car.
Will Ferrell: Great.
*Police Radio*: It was literally giving a hummer to a hummer.
Will Ferrell: You find anything?
Police Investigator: Yeah, we found a lot of stuff. Bodily fluid and hair samples, we determine a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
Will Ferrell: Oh god.
Police Investigator: Yeah, you know what's that called when they do that in there? It's called a Soup Kitchen. It's a pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and *sniff* gave birth on the floor. Found a deer vagina.
Will Ferrell: Awww, what?!
Police Investigator: That could've just been there from before though. We thought it was human lips at first. I've never seen so many fluids.
*Police Radio*: Detective, we found your car.
Will Ferrell: Great.
*Police Radio*: It was literally giving a hummer to a hummer.
Will Ferrell: You find anything?
Police Investigator: Yeah, we found a lot of stuff. Bodily fluid and hair samples, we determine a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
Will Ferrell: Oh god.
Police Investigator: Yeah, you know what's that called when they do that in there? It's called a Soup Kitchen. It's a pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and *sniff* gave birth on the floor. Found a deer vagina.
Will Ferrell: Awww, what?!
Police Investigator: That could've just been there from before though. We thought it was human lips at first. I've never seen so many fluids.
Soup Kitchen
The gathering of homeless men in an abandoned car (usually resembling a red prius) in which an orgy occurs. The hobos typically trash the car and leave condoms and baby mice in the back seat. This sometimes happens in a car that is not even abandoned, but one that is simply parked or is encountering very slow traffic.
This term was established in the movie "The Other Guys"
This term was established in the movie "The Other Guys"
Example:
Hobo #1-"Hey Mike, did you do anything interesting today?"
Hobo#2-"Yea! Ellen left her prius in the strip club parking lot this afternoon. Me and the boys had a nasty soup kitchen in it and we wrecked it. We were suckin down on farts...outrageous fun."
Hobo #1-"No way! Wish i could have been there!"
Hobo #1-"Hey Mike, did you do anything interesting today?"
Hobo#2-"Yea! Ellen left her prius in the strip club parking lot this afternoon. Me and the boys had a nasty soup kitchen in it and we wrecked it. We were suckin down on farts...outrageous fun."
Hobo #1-"No way! Wish i could have been there!"
Soup Kitchen
The act of several homeless men breaking into a car, and engaging in an orgy. After the said orgy one hobo is to leave a dead mouse in one of the used condoms as a "gift" for the cars owner.
Soup Kitchen
When homeless people partake in sexual activity in a car.
Some times leaving behind items like new born babies and/or dead mice in used condoms.
Some times leaving behind items like new born babies and/or dead mice in used condoms.
Example:
Ryan: Why does it smell like alcohol and dirty pussy in here?
Jim: GOD DAMN IT THOSE HOBOS HAD ANOTHER SOUP KITCHEN IN MY PRIUS.
Ryan: Why does it smell like alcohol and dirty pussy in here?
Jim: GOD DAMN IT THOSE HOBOS HAD ANOTHER SOUP KITCHEN IN MY PRIUS.
Soup Kitchen
Example:
Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this white Ford Transit into a soup kitchen.
Hey are you the bums that turned my van into a soup kitchen?
Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this white Ford Transit into a soup kitchen.
Hey are you the bums that turned my van into a soup kitchen?
Soup Kitchen
A form of at lease four or more homeless individuals; pile in the backseat of a baby blue prius for a prolonged(2-3 hour orgy) until they become limb, soar, tired or just get bored
Example:
"Hey bro, today I was going to my car and I opened up the door of my backseat guess what I found yep a pretty nasty Soup Kitchen
"Hey bro, today I was going to my car and I opened up the door of my backseat guess what I found yep a pretty nasty Soup Kitchen