Taco Bells

cheap alternative to laxatives



taco bell

by explosive poopy on Mar 03, 2010 11:08:14

What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.
Example:
I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.


Taco Bell

by Mr. Shemp on Mar 03, 2011 15:38:11

A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.
Example:
Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!


Taco Bell

by methane king on Jan 27, 2010 08:28:23

Source of cheap food that causes expensive damage to your trunks when you shart yourself. If you are lucky enough to be near a toilet when your bean burrito "insta-digests", the force of the geyser of crap will separate you from the seat, shatter the porcelain, and leave your rectum singed and bloody.
Example:
Dude: Oh crap! That's my third pair of underwear I mud-butted.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?


Elsewhere

  1. Bali Hotel Finder
  2. My Homepage
  3. Kode Pos Indonesia

Latest Searches

The Kirby dance, FOR YOUR KIDS, goony, Free SJ, solid gold, Chalmers, like BITCH, Colin Powell, Spur of the moment, Prada bag, brain disorder, Porkroll, Dead guyed, redneck BBQ, duck meat, gingerbreads, jungled, Mc Job, is sex, retarded mf, Naturally aspirated, Mortimore, On Souls, Mauer, fabulass, pc pushups, kicc, Maclonnbeveli, french horn, mj haters, haveth, Nonexistant, SPAM javelin, stinking hot, Goudreau, Jujutsu infinite, exacter, Automatic Shotgun, let me check, Four Fours, Herro, The Wire, I am legend, Their Lair, Maoist, Dirty dishes, Lorre, shoelace, Jerry Springer show, Tapo, rewarded handsomely, curdles, Entourage, Panda Bear, DOOM III, soul stone, ight Thanks, relapse, pretty okay, paul mcartney, conducive, chinese takeout, POND SCUM, Star Gate, fuck panda, cheap ass, JK3, HOT body, tell em, checking out my ass, shift into high gear, applicable, emergency brake, fey, Big Lick, Cristobal, baby, i know, Leisurism, that Poppy, Lelo Zaz, I’m hot, Cast Away, two different people, Herman Li, horse penis, Talon haha ayy lmao, someone who rocks, T-mail, condensity, broke joke, Dip Stick, incontinent, this generation, Poles, unfettered, Plain, rampageous, Linus, Microscopic Wage, callula, ruining the mood, dashiki, BAZUKA, Jevastus, creep out, AstroSecret, K1-B0, stablered, Eastern Washington, Rusty Shank, bad writer, elements, V9, keek, lebd, slutty white girl, beaked, bunkness, Wobbly, Diddly, In her, hued, Real big dick energy, agging, The Creed, in a pinch, Stephen Merchant, five point, nigga do, KAPTAIN KRUNK, A dream stan, Drop 81, ED-209, cobbing it, panda, Haley, opensea, bottom fragging, too cool, ITS OVER, chill zone, pulled a Matt, chain reaction, choose up, alkaline, MARVELLOUS, Deeper than Rap, Cheeky, We won, phase out, pocket watching, chidren, tephra, get hungry, diet soda, Henceforth, Man jeans, shoot some, Bimmer Fag, Phil Mickelson, supermanning, The brown, fished out, deity, XMMS, strahan, chu, fuker, Yeehaw, Diddly diddly diddly, Two of them, Coked out, sorry about it, jet fighter, the warm up, pop a Cesium pill, wearing a wire, memphis grizzlies, chalky, rucker park, My foot in your ass, Queery deery, big Bar, pink panther, green hulk, yes my son, lamped him, kirk hammett, ricotta balls, summer salts, You know, the thing, Dinasaur, gifting, quaint, Weird Faces, owks, incentivate, strong work, wankstain, morrisonned, taco bells, The Kirby dance, FOR YOUR KIDS, goony, Free SJ, solid gold, Chalmers, like BITCH, Colin Powell, Spur of the moment, Prada bag, brain disorder, Porkroll, Dead guyed, redneck BBQ, duck meat, gingerbreads, jungled, Mc Job, is sex, retarded mf, Naturally aspirated, Mortimore, On Souls, Mauer, fabulass, pc pushups, kicc, Maclonnbeveli, french horn, mj haters, haveth, Nonexistant, SPAM javelin, stinking hot, Goudreau, Jujutsu infinite, exacter, Automatic Shotgun, let me check, Four Fours, Herro, The Wire, I am legend, Their Lair, Maoist, Dirty dishes, Lorre, shoelace, Jerry Springer show, Tapo, rewarded handsomely, curdles, Entourage, Panda Bear, DOOM III, soul stone, ight Thanks, relapse, pretty okay, paul mcartney, conducive, chinese takeout, POND SCUM, Star Gate, fuck panda, cheap ass, JK3, HOT body, tell em, checking out my ass, shift into high gear, applicable, emergency brake, fey, Big Lick, Cristobal, baby, i know, Leisurism, that Poppy, Lelo Zaz, I’m hot, Cast Away, two different people, Herman Li, horse penis, Talon haha ayy lmao, someone who rocks, T-mail, condensity, broke joke, Dip Stick, incontinent, this generation, Poles, unfettered, Plain, rampageous, Linus, Microscopic Wage, callula, ruining the mood, dashiki, BAZUKA, Jevastus, creep out, AstroSecret, K1-B0, stablered, Eastern Washington, Rusty Shank, bad writer, elements, V9, keek, lebd, slutty white girl, beaked, bunkness, Wobbly, Diddly, In her, hued, Real big dick energy, agging, The Creed, in a pinch, Stephen Merchant, five point, nigga do, KAPTAIN KRUNK, A dream stan, Drop 81, ED-209, cobbing it, panda, Haley, opensea, bottom fragging, too cool, ITS OVER, chill zone, pulled a Matt, chain reaction, choose up, alkaline, MARVELLOUS, Deeper than Rap, Cheeky, We won, phase out, pocket watching, chidren, tephra, get hungry, diet soda, Henceforth, Man jeans, shoot some, Bimmer Fag, Phil Mickelson, supermanning, The brown, fished out, deity, XMMS, strahan, chu, fuker, Yeehaw, Diddly diddly diddly, Two of them, Coked out, sorry about it, jet fighter, the warm up, pop a Cesium pill, wearing a wire, memphis grizzlies, chalky, rucker park, My foot in your ass, Queery deery, big Bar, pink panther, green hulk, yes my son, lamped him, kirk hammett, ricotta balls, summer salts, You know, the thing, Dinasaur, gifting, quaint, Weird Faces, owks, incentivate, strong work, wankstain,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!