The Palisades

The strip of land between the Hackensack and Hudson rivers who's neighbor is NYC .The most gangsta spot in all of New Jersey also known as the Sixth Borough and LittleGotham.



Palisades
An amazing NW DC neighborhood with one of DC's best public schools. It is a fairly wealthy neighborhood so after attending the best public elementary school kids tend to go to elite private schools such as the National Cathedral Schools. Despite this, they have a strong sense of community supported by the small family businesses and restaurants.
Example:
PALisader 1: Where should we go out to eat?
PALisader 2: I refuse to leave the Palisades.
PALisader 1: Well I have some leftover Belgian waffles from the farmer's market. And you know how good those are.
PALisader 2: mmmm...maybe we should be more adventurous and try Salt and Pepper...again?
PALisader 1: *sigh* lets just go to The Boathouse!


Palisades Park
A Bergen County town where the population went from 80% Italian to 80% Korean in almost overnight. Broad Ave has turned not into China Town, but u guessed it, Korean town. Also Columbia Ave has one of the countries highest popuation of illegal aliens.
Example:
Palisades Park has no night life


Pacific Palisades
The Pacific Palisades is a very very rich area of Los Angeles. Most of the kids that live in the Palisades go to exclusive private schools like Windward Harvard Westlake Archer Crossroads and Wildwood. There are a lot of celebrities who live in the Palisades and the area is divided into certain neighborhoods: the riviera, the hunington, the highlands, and the area called marquez (in my opinion the nicest) by the beach. The Palisades is a lovely little family community only for extremely rich people.
Example:
"Hey dude, does that girl live in the Pacific Palisades?"

"Yeah her parents are millionaires."

"No wonder."


Pacific Palisades
A place in West LA that falls between Malibu and Santa Monica. There are 4 main sections of the Palisades: 1. The Riviera(between Amalfi and Capri) 2. The Highlands(any home off of Palisades Drive) 3. Downtown (anything near the center) 4. The Huntington (between the riviera and downtown). For the most part the Palisades is liberal and a celebrity hub. The locals are extremely proud to be from P-Town. There is a 50/50 mix between private and public school kids in the Palisades. Overall its home but it's not where most locals spend their Saturday nights.
Example:
You'll never guess who I saw today in Pacific Palisades....


huntington palisades
One of the best, hidden neighborhoods in the country. Located in the heart of Pacific Palisades, this small area rivals Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Brentwood, the Riviera, Bel Air, etc. Actually, it's better than all those over-advertised housing areas.
Has its own elite dog park- the owners will actually kick you out if you aren't a resident.
Victoria and David Beckham looked into living there- fortunately they went the mainstream direction.
Houses all include pools, tennis courts, guest houses, fountains, ocean views, three-car garages (with the range rover and mercedes parked).
Prices are 2 million through 10 million.
Example:
"Have you heard about Karen and Mark's new house?"

"Oh, they finally bought that 5mil one in Beverly Hills?"

"No, the children wanted to attend St. Matthews, so they bought Adam Sandler's old 6mil house in the Huntington Palisades."

"How sweet! That's walking distance from Baskin Robbins."


Palisades Mall
A large Mall in west Nyack rockland. Nickname as the "New Mall", in comparison to the "Old Mall" located in Nanuet. Four floors, constanly shaking, because it's too big for it's own good, and built in a literal dump.
Example:
"Let's go the Old Mall, I'm sick of the New Mall."

"There's only one Starbucks in the Palisades Mall?"


Pacific Palisades
All these definitions are shit probably written by tourists or the old hogs of the palisades. Do you want to have a look at the real palisades?
Whoever said the palisades patrol is always on top of everything? Oh ya sure kids will be walking around at FOUR in the morning and they will rarely do shitt about it. It's a waste of money and its not like we even need them.
Village green is also known for as stoner island, where kids do various drugs including weed.
The teenagers have various spots where they smoke weed and hide their alcohol.
The town is infested with small children thinking they are so cool for walking into town after school, old grandmas shopping at the market, soccer moms barreling through the rodes in their giant SUVS, teenagers skateboarding and hanging out at starbucks, mobile mart, or CVS and people having sex in the starbucks bathrooms.
Overall the palisades is quite a nice town with nice resteraunts and houses. But the teenagers deffinatley have their secret ways.
Example:
Pacific Palisades Teenager 1:Lets go smoke some weed tonight.

Pacific Palisades Teenager 2: sounds good. usual at the bluffs?

Teenager 1: Ya i hid some of my vodka in my neighbors bushes let's get that too.

Teenager 2: Great ill go call a few ppl.


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