Transaction

A drug deal.It could be both ways, you supplying the drug for money or you buying the drug.



Transaction
To mimic the swiping gesture of a cedit card with an iPhone 4 between the butt cheeks of one's girlfriend
Example:
A transaction opportunity is presented when tight workout pants, pajamas or the like are worn, creating a clear casm between the two butt cheeks.

V. Peter made a transaction when Beth washed her face before bed.


transact
A crap word sometimes used by snapperheads to make themselves sound intellectual, rather than using one of the many other more generally accepted alternatives like "process" or even "do".
Example:
the bank failed to transact my transfer


Pooey Transaction
The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
Example:
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"


Texas Transaction
When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and then you burp it back into their face.
Example:
Yeah I was with Jackson last night and I farted while he was eating my ass and he had the audacity to give me a Texas Transaction.


jack transaction
When a group of people all pitch in their cash for a meal then one member takes all the cash and uses his credit card to pay for the bill and in turns gets all the cash, gets points on his credit card and usually it goes on his company credit card. Effectively getting your cash transaction jacked.
Example:
Justin again used the jack transaction to take the cash and charge his credit card to get the points.


Monroe Transaction
the activity in which two men stick a 4 foot, approx. 3 inch diameter, glass tube between their asses and excrete into both ends; both men are allowed to move around but the tube must remain in place, and the first person to get their feces in the other's asshole wins.
Example:
Does the Monroe Transaction contest morally qualify as having a winner?


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