Turtle necking
Example:
It's turtle necking!
It's turtle necking!
turtle necking
When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.
Turtle Necking
When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.
turtle neck
turtle neck
An uncircumsized penis.
Turtle Neck
When the male member retreats from the outside of the body to the inside, much like a turtle does with its neck and head.
Example:
my nude modeling opp took a turn for the worst when i looked down to find i was turtle necking.
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
my nude modeling opp took a turn for the worst when i looked down to find i was turtle necking.
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
Turtle Neck
Turtle neck is oral sex, or neck peformed very slowly. It's the slowest neck you can get. Originating in Dallas, Texas the word has since made it's way to Georgia.
Example:
Arthur: "What'd you do last night fool?"
Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"
Arthur: "What'd you do last night fool?"
Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"
Turtle Necking
A sexual act involving two un-circumsized males in which one male pulls his foreskin over the other's penis, after which point the roles may be reversed. Also known as "The Chinese Penis Trap".
turtle neck
A protruding peice of crap poking out of ya anus..
A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards
Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"
cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company
A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards
Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"
cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company
Example:
Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...
best you ring calvin klein mark
Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker
Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...
best you ring calvin klein mark
Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker