U-Haul
The nuclear option for breaking up with a live-in significant other. Take the day off and move all of their stuff out into the truck while they are at work and change the locks for the domicile. The “dirty bomb” variant is to pack a trailer instead of a truck and push it down a hill.U-haul
A word used to describe lesbians who move very quickly toward commitment. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians bring to a second date? A: a U-haul.
Example:
Jennifer and Melissa are the classic U-haul couple; they moved in together after only knowing each other a month!
Jennifer and Melissa are the classic U-haul couple; they moved in together after only knowing each other a month!
U-haul
n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul.
Example:
I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.
I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.
U-Haul Lesbian
A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.
Example:
I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.
I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.
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U-Haul Syndrome
A terrible affliction that affects lesbians. Also known as the "urge to merge," U-Haul Syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time.
Example:
Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.
Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.
Emotionally U-Hauling
a term referring to the almost immediate emotional attachment or bond formed by two women in a lesbian relationship, Most commonly in a LDR which was instigated by Tumblr or some similar blogging site. Usually they have never met in person. Everything is the same as regular U-haul syndrome except for circumstances that make moving in together impossible. Characteristics of emotionally U-hauling usually included, talk of marriage, wedding planning, getting cats together, bad poetry, future vacations, exc.
Example:
Person one : Hey did you hear about Maggie?
Person two : No what happened?
Person one: Oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. She says they are completely in love now.
Person two: Omg! Really? I cannot believe she is emotionally U-hauling again.
Person one : Hey did you hear about Maggie?
Person two : No what happened?
Person one: Oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. She says they are completely in love now.
Person two: Omg! Really? I cannot believe she is emotionally U-hauling again.
golden u-haul
The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.
Example:
In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."
In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."