Velociraptor
Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a
high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a
meteorite, they died from starvation and life was
restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.
Velociraptor
by Bucketheadfan94 on Dec 31, 2008 20:07:26
Velociraptor
by A. Hacker on Mar 24, 2009 04:48:54
I particularly aggressive brand of cougar. A
surly middle aged woman who like to hunt younger men for companionship. Velociraptors may hunt alone or they may hunt in a group. The typical cougar uses bravado to make up for ages of insecurity, she pretends to be sure of her self and hides behind the hunt. The
velociraptor is much more skilled, knows the score and is capable of taking down not just
cougar bait but confident young men as well.
Example:
Person 1: Why do you think
A-Rod ruined his marriage to
get with that nasty old Madonna?
Person 2: I don't think he had a chance once she had him in her sights, Madonna isn't a cougar, she's a full blown
velociraptor. A-Rod was simply out matched.
Velociraptor
by CherryCherryBoomBoom. on Nov 16, 2009 06:36:48
Velociraptor
by Velociraptors Are Real on Aug 18, 2012 07:39:06
A majestic creature that has a natural stance of awesomeness. They are often run around and make high pitch noises. Most Velociraptors hunt in groups. There primary food is bacon and ice cream. Most people don't realize the full
potential of a Velociraptor. They live off of laughter. Most creatures of this species have a special interest in brown,
British boys, and Tumblr. They make derp faces every couple minutes. If you are lucky you
might spot one.
Example:
Guy 1: Did you just see that?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a Velociraptor.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Just a pack of girls that
run around and
squeal a lot.
Guy 1: Oh.
Thats cool I guess.
Guy 2: I have noticed one of them shouts YOLO when she runs by people.
Velociraptor
by Rez90 on Oct 08, 2008 22:07:13
When banging a chick (
missionary or doggy style only) proceed to
reach under the bed and pull out your 6' (5' minimum) angry
iguana. Using the giant meaty tail, proceed to whip her in the face or back (doggy style only) causing lacerations only to be commonly associated with that of an attack of a Velociraptor.
Example:
I was banging this chick the other night and she was
getting into it with her
fingernails. Upon drawing blood, i pulled
the trigger...........and gave her a Velociraptor
Velociraptor
by Coolindiankid on Jun 27, 2018 13:10:48
Velociraptor
by chipsdubbo on Apr 20, 2010 04:45:17
A type of drink consisting of 1 part clear hard liquor 1 part Red
Vault over
shaved ice with an optional splash of
grenadine and a wedge of lime.
Example:
We all got smashed during a night of massive
velociraptor consumption and proceeded to
blow chunks all over the toilet. One dude even threw up an entire
lime wedge!
Velociraptor
by JDM Jeff on Dec 16, 2008 13:09:48
Originating in
the west area of
Broward county Florida, a term used to describe a guy who goes after a friends girlfriend either before or after the
friend's relationship ends.
Example:
"
I remember the first time
Royce called Frank
velociraptor"
"Mike is going out with Amy? She was goin out with his best friend wasn't she? I didn't know Mike was a velociraptor."
Velociraptor
by CTU_FieldAgent200 on Dec 26, 2010 03:24:36
A Velociraptor is an angry buyer of drugs usually with no money and with the intent of trying to rob the dealer. Common with crack heads who will never sleep and call you at 4:20am in the morning expecting you to meet them, if you do you will most likely get shanked by them and there crazy tweaking girl friend, same goes for meth. As for heroin, if one of your buyers is
dope sick and has no money don't fuck with them they are physically ill and will kill you unless you have your shit down. Avoid
Velociraptor's when
trappin' especially if your big game.
Example:
Velociraptor: yo yo i need some crack or speed or molly whatever you got I NEED DAT SHIT NOW
WRAR RAR!!!!
Dealer: Yo step off
ill spill your blood and lay your tweakin' ass out if you dont leave *caps Velociraptor*
Dealer:
Fucking velociraptor trying to eat me for the cocaine.