Vultures

A person, business, corporation or political body who/whichpreys on the misfortune of others. These people/businesses/political parties often present themselves as charismatic, and commence engineering involvement with people, businesses, communities or nations at the early signs of their downfall.



vulture
a guy who would woo a vulnerable girl who just came from a bad relationship or had a bad break up.
Example:
Albert just vultured Karen!
You are such a vulture! You know she just broke up with John.


vultures
Derogatory (although deserved) term for panhandlers after their method of sizing up who looks the most vulnerable to be hit up on for money, like the bird species which swoops around looking for what they think are weak and/or injured animals to consume.

Example:
I see some homeless people swooping all around me like vultures, time to make a abrupt turn away from them!


Vulture
(1)adj. Any person/thing who picks apart/scavenges through an object or place to obtain useful or working parts/pieces to benefit himself.

(2)v. the act of picking apart/scavenging through an object or place to obtain useful or working parts/pieces to benefit oneself.

adj. Vulture
v. Vultured, Vulturing
adv. Vulturingly
Example:
(1) "Dude! he's such a vulture! There's nothing left of that toaster!"

(2) "He totally just vultured that computer! there are no more working parts!"

"They really went through that pastry shop vulturingly; there is nothing good left!"


vulture
(verb) to actively wait until a relationship ends, and then swoop in and attempt to establish one's own relationship.

However, no sabotage is done, as in a vulture circling above an animal (the relationship) dying in the desert. Vultures are scavengers, and let the relationship fall apart naturally so they don't feel guilty (although guilt may be present regardless.)
Example:
"You've really got some nerve to vulture us like that, George!"

"But Jenny!"


vulturing
The act of one friend using pre-existing, platonic rapport with another friend's ex or otherwise closely connected individual in an attempt to get play and/or sex without having to meet and deal with new people on their own.

Often a trait of sexually inexperienced peoples who prefer that their friends do the work of courting a girl/guy while the "vulturer" lays back and wait for the relationship to fail so that they may move in under the guise of "friendship".

Ironically, "vulturing" nearly always fails in its employment as the concept of one friend taking advantage of another friend's failure is a sign of insecurity and romantic incompetence on the part of the "vulturer". This, obviously, is universally acknowledged as unattractive from the perspective of any potential mate.

This definition also applies to friend-with-benefits and to a lesser extent, siblings.
Example:
A - "Tom and Mary just broke up and already Jay is following around Mary!"
B - "Does Tom know that Jay is "vulturing" Mary?"
A - "Nah, but Tom would deny it anyway and say that they are just "friends"."
B - "If by friends, you mean fuck-buddies, then yes that is accurate."

Vulturing: The act of staying in the shadows, awaiting the romantic failure of an acquaintance so as to exploit the leftovers.


Latest Searches

hump, True fact, Bout TIME, An abortion, bonbon, incentivize, Jordanna, female masterbation, Fight, Hearn, I think, hobbie, composing with James, Use the bathroom, FWB, Mac you, Bopping, Hayley Williams, drunk driving, IM SORRY, mid calf, I need it, potty, big nigger beef bun, double edged, Boyfriend, Hayes, gave, My white, Hawkins, hot-boxing, HANG A BANG, hanzel, consumption, Gram, shoving, Kevin Nguyen, catching up to brew, El Goblino, Sweat Pants, chance, bubblegumming, lo que, How do I live, rigged, open wide, good buddy, troll, Shannen, Regan, foosball, shoe box ho, entertaining, the Wiz, good porn, The wingman, see you in hell, towering, melting, red dead redemption, off the tiz-ayyy, Ascot Room, worst ever, liv, bulling, sheeh, tend, tough, vos, how hot, breathless, noah davis, ominously, the cockpit, Rice University, false sympathy, straight acting, Ineui, Kuntry, SWIRV, yeahhhh, Monocle, stankhole, erron ray, high water, golden days, butt rape, pent, sabertooth, testing me, Contracts, insest, Dan Auerbach, xanex, Mind of Mencia, kleenex, indigent, gold rush, shh its ok, eccentric, Unexpected, Killian, The Long Walk, Nut Cream, nugga, Sephia, bar crawl, battlegrounds, the funny, treated, boo bear, nut Jack, The ignorant, Oh damn, Dare, bought a zone, Little E, Tia Maria, to go, girl scout, mean-mean, contradictory, This is The Way, Drastical, tearing it up, pil, On Go, furries, Plenty of fish, doses, faze, a glizzy, common person, for the TV, thayer, dirty or, chipped, chicken mayo, KDR Dick Rider, peepol, Electric, not feelin it, sceneXcore, Boy and Girl, Your Call, fucking losers, 900, Heads, smother, swimming, DOE RAY ME, to the gods, stronghold, Cromies, Ciroc, fat girl angle shot, Ignorant people, mild, SNEAKY LINK, detected, dousing, inferiorate, 8th grader, cigars, Maxis, Hempstead, Crystal Balling, save my game, i could go on, pentagon, sandal, bargain bucket, enchantress, beatness, PROPA, a Charlie Sheen, the nug, Park your arse, caprio, perky tits, salad fork, only the best, the Man Show, hell no, outrage, aftershock, Jahvan, bitten, SMG3, rebooting, its cool, adrenaline rush, YOU FAT BITCH, plug, hemisphere, alchemy, GLO-UP, wimp ass, vroom vroom, working the system, vultures, hump, True fact, Bout TIME, An abortion, bonbon, incentivize, Jordanna, female masterbation, Fight, Hearn, I think, hobbie, composing with James, Use the bathroom, FWB, Mac you, Bopping, Hayley Williams, drunk driving, IM SORRY, mid calf, I need it, potty, big nigger beef bun, double edged, Boyfriend, Hayes, gave, My white, Hawkins, hot-boxing, HANG A BANG, hanzel, consumption, Gram, shoving, Kevin Nguyen, catching up to brew, El Goblino, Sweat Pants, chance, bubblegumming, lo que, How do I live, rigged, open wide, good buddy, troll, Shannen, Regan, foosball, shoe box ho, entertaining, the Wiz, good porn, The wingman, see you in hell, towering, melting, red dead redemption, off the tiz-ayyy, Ascot Room, worst ever, liv, bulling, sheeh, tend, tough, vos, how hot, breathless, noah davis, ominously, the cockpit, Rice University, false sympathy, straight acting, Ineui, Kuntry, SWIRV, yeahhhh, Monocle, stankhole, erron ray, high water, golden days, butt rape, pent, sabertooth, testing me, Contracts, insest, Dan Auerbach, xanex, Mind of Mencia, kleenex, indigent, gold rush, shh its ok, eccentric, Unexpected, Killian, The Long Walk, Nut Cream, nugga, Sephia, bar crawl, battlegrounds, the funny, treated, boo bear, nut Jack, The ignorant, Oh damn, Dare, bought a zone, Little E, Tia Maria, to go, girl scout, mean-mean, contradictory, This is The Way, Drastical, tearing it up, pil, On Go, furries, Plenty of fish, doses, faze, a glizzy, common person, for the TV, thayer, dirty or, chipped, chicken mayo, KDR Dick Rider, peepol, Electric, not feelin it, sceneXcore, Boy and Girl, Your Call, fucking losers, 900, Heads, smother, swimming, DOE RAY ME, to the gods, stronghold, Cromies, Ciroc, fat girl angle shot, Ignorant people, mild, SNEAKY LINK, detected, dousing, inferiorate, 8th grader, cigars, Maxis, Hempstead, Crystal Balling, save my game, i could go on, pentagon, sandal, bargain bucket, enchantress, beatness, PROPA, a Charlie Sheen, the nug, Park your arse, caprio, perky tits, salad fork, only the best, the Man Show, hell no, outrage, aftershock, Jahvan, bitten, SMG3, rebooting, its cool, adrenaline rush, YOU FAT BITCH, plug, hemisphere, alchemy, GLO-UP, wimp ass, vroom vroom,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!