Want a cookie

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.



Want A Cookie
What You Say To Someone After Being Really Fat. (Not Litterally Obese But Like Eating Two Lunches And Still Beig Hungry)
Example:
David B.:(Staring)

Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole!

David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?!

Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining*

Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!


I'm sorry, want a cookie?
A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.
Example:
1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?


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