Want a cookie
Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a
reward for it, says something that
nobody cares about but acts
like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.
Want a cookie?
by EdY on May 15, 2004 05:19:08
Want a cookie?
by loios on Jun 06, 2011 01:33:53
want a cookie
by Cookie Lady on Sep 13, 2009 02:24:30
Want A Cookie
by KhaShea D. Harris AKA Kmicky on Oct 16, 2008 07:34:56
What You Say To Someone After Being Really Fat. (Not
Litterally Obese But Like Eating Two Lunches And Still
Beig Hungry)
Example:
David B.:(Staring)
Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole!
David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?!
Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining*
Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales*
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
You want a cookie?
by letmenot on Oct 15, 2010 17:40:41
Always Wanted the Cookies
by fingernailsthatshinelikejustic on Mar 19, 2020 11:17:34
When
your crush tells you they only want a
hook up instead of a relationship, so you agree to just
hooking up, only to find out later that they really did want a relationship.
you want a cookie
by hatersgonnahateonmeerryday on Feb 11, 2012 01:13:51
Example:
Max: check out this article about
arabica coffee beans
Yon: cool, Ethiopia is one of the major exporters of that crop
Max: well, Ethiopia sucks, and by 2016 they will no longer be the top exporter
Yon:
You want a cookie?
do you want a cookie
by daring101 on Mar 16, 2016 04:07:02
I'm sorry, want a cookie?
by Coco Puffz on Jul 06, 2009 12:30:42
A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something
nobody cares about.
Can be said either extremely and obviously
sarcastically or with extreme
concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.
Example:
1.
Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me,
my life sucks!
Any normal person: I'm sorry,
want a cookie?
2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*
Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?