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Windbag

(noun) Any person who makes long, rambling, repetitive speeches, by speaking as fast as possible without ever pausing except to take a breath, thus effectively "filling up the windbag."

Windbag

by FrostyCat on Feb 08, 2015 12:44:56

Pressing your balls on someone's windshield, especially in retaliation for shitty driving behavior.

Example:
I totally windbagged that guy for parking so close to me

windbag

by T-Ride Free Box on Oct 31, 2013 01:36:25

A person who is ashamed to admit he/she has no knowledge about a question asked so tries to hide his/her ignorance by inanely prattling on, dancing around the obvious and useful answer; "I don't know", which would allow you to get on with your day, i.e. go find someone who knows what the hell they are talking about.

Example:
You: Good Lord! My ignorant boss just refuses to say "I DON"T KNOW" so I had to stand there listening to his worthless bullshit for ten minutes. Finally I just walked away and left him jibber jabbering away. He's probably still talking for all I know.

Sympathetic coworker: Yep, he's a windbag alright. By the way, I overheard your question and the answer is yes.

You: Thanks.

windbag

by The Return of Light Joker on Oct 05, 2011 08:53:32

a pompous person who talks too much, a braggart

Example:
Why do have a windbag like him representing us?

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by lopeztheheavy on Sep 23, 2007 06:25:54

an officer, usually a major or above, who stands on a stage/podium during a briefing, ceremony, or just stops by your shop unannounced and tells you how dumb you are and how great they are. if you listen to them at all, you might hear something about drinking and driving or motorcycle safety.

Example:
the new commander is a real windbag. we had to stand at attention for the whole hour.

windbag

by bloodonion on Jun 23, 2017 01:57:41

A British person. Especially a British politician. However, they are STYLISH windbags, as opposed to American windbag politicians, who are mostly just dumb-ass windbags.

Example:
Chamberlain Churchill Pelosi Ryan windbag

windbagging

by Carlo Watto on Feb 11, 2016 08:41:20

When a neutered dog still tries to mount a mate.

Example:
The vet removed Lenny's nuts, but the leg humping hasn't stopped. He was windbagging Dave yesterday.

Doctor Windbag

by Dr Bunnygirl on Sep 10, 2017 04:58:58

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.

Example:
Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.

windbag

by Johny P. on Nov 07, 2006 01:22:24

A derivative of the teabag. When a woman lies on her back and a man puts his scrotum in her mouth while facing her feet. The man then farts in the woman's face. There is a version of this called the 'freckled windbag' or 'speckled windbag', which is when the fart is moist and the woman is sprayed with fecal matter.

Example:
My girlfriend enjoys my farts so much that I gave her a windbag for her birthday.

pompous windbag

by captive audience member on Mar 04, 2010 00:29:46

One who loves the sound of their own voice so much they have convinced themselves they actually know what they are talking about. They often take jobs which will allow them to talk and give them a captured audience, such as a Psychology teacher.

Example:
Dr. Nicodemus is such a pompous windbag. We could have learned everything he spent an hour talking about in five minutes. He sure does love the sound of his own voice.

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