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break the seal

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes

break the seal

by breakstheseal on Nov 20, 2007 00:26:41

When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes.

Example:
After breaking the seal, Molly had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.)

break the seal

by Helmut Linderhoff on Jun 16, 2007 07:27:11

Certain species of Seal are naturally resistant to
training by humans. This is due to their wild, savage nature.
However, with some patience and a steady supply of fresh fish, most seals *can* be trained.

A human seal trainer is said to have "broken the seal" when the Seal correctly fetches a chilled beverage, such as a Moslon Golden or perhaps a delicious Molson Dry from the polar ice, in exchange for a handful of anchovies.

Anchovies are delicious.

Example:
Carlsson: Ya hey der, Ole!

Ole: Hey der!

Carlsson: Say den, it looks like you've finally done break the seal den der!

Ole: Oh, ya! He'll only retrieve for me a light beer though. I think he's trying to tell me I'm too fat!

Carlsson: Well heck der, Ole! You did have the double helpin' of Martha's lutefisk and potatoes, ya know!

Ole: Ya.

break the seal

by Maddo! on Mar 25, 2007 18:43:20

When drinking alcohol ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.
The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet

Example:
Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."

break the seal

by Blahahaha on Jan 30, 2006 06:16:13

(verb)
After about 4 drinks, your first visit to the bathroom will contain a feeling of extreme relief, immediately after which you will start to actually feel the effects of all of the alcohol. You will not feel drunk until this happens. After it happens you will definitly start to feel tipsy, and then you will go every 5 minutes, until the last visit when you vomit and break another seal.

Example:
" Pam was doing okay in here until she just went to break the seal, Now shes gone every 5 minutes and can hardly stand!"

break the seal

by rimjobcentrl on Aug 14, 2008 12:48:22

a made up fuckin event where supposedly you piss for the first time after being drunk, adn your supposed to have to pee alot more after

however this is a made up fuckin thing that never happens

Example:
dumb girl - "dont pee your gonna break the seal"

drunk guy - "yeah whatever bitch"

break the seal

by The Big IP on Jan 30, 2006 04:15:51

When you're hot-boxing a room/car/anything you can hotbox while smoking pretty much anything, usually marijuana, and somebody opens the door or cracks a window. They "break the seal" on the hotbox and let the smoke out.

Example:
Smoking Newbie - "Dude, I'm getting so high, I need to get out of here." He reaches to open the door.

Stoner - "Fuck No! Don't break the seal!"

Smoking Newbie - "I think I'm going to pass out..."

Stoner - "As long as the seal isn't broken we'll be alright."

break the seal

by Darren Sutton on Apr 03, 2003 12:59:35

To take a girl's virginity.

Example:
It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

break the seal

by TJ1 on Mar 03, 2007 03:01:18

When you drink so much alcohol that you piss your pants for the first time. From now on you are prone to pissing your pants when you drink, there is no closing "the seal".

Example:
Nick: Man I got so drunk I pissed my pants last night
Jeff: Oh shit man, you done break the seal, you'll be pissing your pants all the time now
Nick: Fuckkkk

break the seal

by Rahoolduke on Aug 20, 2007 19:13:03

To vommit during a drinking game or serious drinking session. Much kudos to the seal breaker who continues drinking.

Example:
Will Barry hold down his 19th shot of tequilla or will he break the seal?

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