buffering

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.



buffering
The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.

(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)
Example:
DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...


buffering
A computer term, means to temporarily store data in an area or device
Example:
Suzy was listening to the radio over the internet when it stopped playing. She looked at the program and it said "buffering".


buffering
the process of breaking up weed to be put in a weed smoking apparatus, such as packing a bowl or rolling a blunt.
Example:
Rob: What's up dude, playing a piano over there?

Chris: Dude, buffering at 58%!


buffering
1) Freezing mid thrust during rough or angry sex.

2) Freezing mid sentence during and intense argument.
Example:
I was totally banging my old lady last night and I stopped mid thrust. She asked what I was doing. I responded, "Its a new moved I learned from internet pr0n... It's called buffering"


Buffering
Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.
Example:
Guys what was i doing? I seem to have been buffering...I'll rack up the next line then!


buffer
A friend who is willing to come along with you when you're meeting someone who might be interested in dating you, but you're not sure if you're interested in dating them.
Example:
Dude, Crissy from accounting is going to be at the bar tonight. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure if I'm into her. Can go with me as my buffer in case she turns out to be a psycho?


Buffer
Word often used by Irish Travellers to identify someone from the settled community. Travellers traditionally used "country people" but as most Travellers are now living in towns and citys its a bit outdated. Buffer is not an offensive word, but is Traveller slang so you wont find many older Travellers using it.
Example:
My fathers a Traveller but my mothers a Buffer


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