darlington

Darlington is a chill ass person, he seems quiet at first when u meet him but after that he’s completely different he cares about everyone even tho he doesn’t show it he’s a great Friend and someone that always keeps it real with you at all time



Darlington
Aka - DARLO

Shittest town in the north east, full of pikeys, town centres a load of wank, everyone’s sly-my best pal fucked my ex...
Weathers usually shit, radged man that walks around with half-ears called chop-off if you come here I’m sure you will encounter him nothing for the Barnes to do so they usually fly round the streets on their pit bikes or go drinking ?¿
Example:
Do u wanna go to Darlington at the weekend spud?

No I wanna keep me ears

Or

Mam am going for a piss-up with me 10 year old pals

Ok be back soon


Darlington
'Darlo'. Chav-central of County Durham, North East England. Full of gypsies, chavs, posers, wannabe hard-lads. Has a shitty shopping centre called the Cornmill, which has like 10 shops that aren't semi-decent. Majority white (not necessarily a bad thing), but quite a few come across as very thick when they say shit about other races. Has a shitty school called Hurworth.
Example:
TYPICAL DARLO KID CONVERSATION:
Max: eee brandon u goin 2 cornmill 2day
Brandon: yeh that proper that. who wudnt go cornmill. yeh that sound beast that.
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*Repetition of 'that' is common in Darlington. Plus don't listen to those who claim Darlington is something much better than London or Manchester, it really isn't...
*Beast means cool or awesome. Yep, noun turned into an adjective, proper cool that?


Darlington
A large town in north east England. Darlington (or locally known as Darlo) has a majority population of Chavs. With lots of Chavvy shops in the town centre an encounter with them is inevitable. The town boasts a new football stadium and a host of shopping facilities. The average age of mums in this town is probably 14. Oh and not forgetting if u go to morrisons, north road int he town on a tuesday morning you will be flocked by old people, the town has a very large amount of old people which seem to only come out when children are at school, otherwise they hibernate on weekends after 12 and all summer long.
Example:
Darlington the chav capital of the north east.



Darlington
A town that looks nice but in reality is actually a shitty place. It’s full of Chavs and bin bags and is just a bad place. The schools are full of Tik tok wannabes and lots of bin bags.
Example:
Darlington is a shitty town


Darlington
Verb : To run without paying for goods or services rendered to you.
Noun : A person who abscondes without paying for goods or services.
Example:
1. Catch that man! He's a Darlington!
2. She Darlingtoned because she had no money.


Darlington
Most Boring Place 2 be no sexy girls only thing 2 do is 2 go to games and smoke weed only claim to fame is Darlington Raceway and the fact that its close to north Carolina (Still Lame) No Shooping places So Lame
Example:
Bob: So this girl is dtf

Carl: where is she from
Bob:Darlington
Carl:You r so Desperate


Darlington
A town that looks nice but in reality is actually a shitty place. It’s full of Chavs and bin bags and is just a bad place. The schools are full of Tik tok wannabes and lots of bin bags.
Example:
Darlington is a shitty town


Darlington
The worst anybody can possibly do at anything. The grammar is terrible and there is a constant urge to splurge out random duck noises and yelps. At times one does not know what they are talking about but remembers and then enjoys a quick chuckle after. In your head you are never wrong and you always do your best. Everybody already knows who you are talking about when your talking about yourself. And you have at least 3 nicknames that all mean the same thing.
Example:
Girl: Im Allison
Mom: Im mom.

...AND IM DARLINGTON!!!


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