doing NOTHING Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

doing NOTHING

The act of what the name implies - doing absolute shit for no good reason at all other than to make yourself eventually feel fat, uneducated and unhealthy.Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote:"“…What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” “It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh." — A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh).Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.

doing nothing

by Justin Till on Oct 01, 2009 23:35:08

Vigorous masturbation

Example:
Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today?
Greg: Oh, i'm doing nothing much really.
Matt So, in other words you are going to masturbate vigorously all day.
Greg: ...yes.

Doing nothing

by LemonCar [oof] on Mar 24, 2020 05:14:35

When you're not doing anything, but that's your plan. (You don't want to and are not going to do anything, because you don't want to.)

Example:
1: What're you doing this weekend?
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.

Do-Nothing Fatigue

by Lou Landers on Aug 11, 2008 04:01:44

The fatigue that comes from getting up late and sitting around and doing nothing.

Example:
Jimmy: I just sat around and watched TV all day, and now I have a headache.
Johnny: Must be Do-Nothing fatigue.

The goggles! They do nothing!

by TG on Feb 03, 2005 07:54:45

A phrase to express disgust over something you see.
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).

Example:
"Look! It's a picture of my new girlfriend."
"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"

do nothing bitch

by NT4400 on Aug 03, 2015 10:41:07

A woman with no goals or ambitions in her life. Typically found under the arms of rich and powerful men. Coined by mixed martial artist Ronda Rousey.

Example:
Guy 1: Yo, check out that DNB, all she did was fuck that rich dude, now she's set for life.
Guy 2: Man, what I'd give to be a hot chick...

do nothing bitch

Mr Do-Nothing

by pen1535 on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

1. Some one who does nothing. Duh.
2. What my mom calls me when lay on the couch all day. Although, I prefer Dr Doolittle or Nowhere Man

Example:
Mom "Hey Mr Do-Nothing are you going to do anything today"
Me "Hey, thats Dr Doolittle to you."

the goggles do nothing

by kyle.biddle on Dec 04, 2010 10:26:57

a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".

Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.

Example:
McBain: MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Do nothing bitch

by itiswhatever on Aug 14, 2015 04:30:15

A female who is sometimes very attractive in appearance that uses her looks to mooch off guys while adding nothing to society. No job, school, or real responsibilities.

Example:
Becky is a total do nothing bitch. All she does is fuck that old rich guy for his money and post on social media all day, it's so disgusting.

Do Nothing Bitch

by Fight_Hard on Aug 04, 2015 14:21:49

A girl who "just tries to be pretty and be taken care of by somebody else."

Example:
That girl's a Do Nothing Bitch. All she cares about is getting fucked my millionaires.

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