eating doritos Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

eating doritos

A discrete euphemism for having sex. Different flavors classify different sexual acts.

eating someone's doritos

by kiraskywalker on Jul 09, 2016 13:10:40

To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.

Example:
Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno on Jan 28, 2008 02:18:22

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Example:
Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

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