edgars are a fat fucking chunky bitch. they survive on their apple
empanadas and dont like to sleep. edgars never fail to “dress to impress” and show up to school everyday wearing $20 clearance section adidas and gay ass
ankle socks. they usually have some good taste in music but also have some complete ASS songs on their playlist. edgars are not popular at all bc everyone thinks of them as the weird short kid who does drugs and likes memes. ngl they kinda a girl magnet to all the girls who enjoy fat kids w small dicks.
edgars also love “thicc girls.” for example, they enjoy jerking off thinking about kylie jenner in their free time, and
day dreaming about what its like to fuck her. in conclusion edgars are one hell of a crazy annoying bitch...periodt.