Poff

Shortening of the British "Post Office". Used when one wants to visit said Poff.



Poff
This fine word is a magnificent mix of the two fine words ‘ponce’ and “poof

The word and be used in any honorary situation it can also be used in any context

It’s just that magnificent
Example:
Matt and Barbara enter her front door when they see that her dog Gunther has dropped an a big ol’ turd perched on the living room sofa

“Oi that’s the lushous DFS sofa known to man you massive fucking cunting hairy poff!!!” Says Matt

*punts Gunther square in the jaw*
*chins and lamps Barbara clean on the spot then runs*


Poff
A poff is a sort of exhale-laugh. it's not a 'ha ha' but more of a scoff sounding noise. It's similar to a chuckle in that it's a step below a laugh
Example:
Aw man, I just poffed at your meme.


Poff
An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
The sound of a vein in your head popping to a obtuse or vapid comment.
Example:
So you think that Football is way more important than being intelligent? Poff!


Poff
Noun: Poff
1. EXTREMELY negative, pestimistic, and realistic human being

Verb/action: Poffing
1. To be EXTREMELY at the most level negative and pestimistic
2. To annoy all those around you with negativity
3. To ruin movies by pointing out how that would not happen in real life

Adjective: Poff
1. EXTREMELY negative and pestimistic
Example:
Girl: UGH! That would never happen in the real world! Romeo and Juliet is so unrealistic! My day is going so miserably! So much homework! UGH!
*storms off*

Dude: Bro, she is such a poff.


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