health nut

A health nut is a person who is obsessed about his/her health.



health nut
1) One who spends the majority of their weekly salary on expensive, media promoted, cardboard (liquid or solid state) that tastes like shit. 2) He who LOVES veggie dogs
Example:
Azns who drink Acai at 14 dollars a week rather than buying noodles or smelly phish. Clearly a health nut.


Health Nut
A sexual act, where instead of cumming on a girl's face, you instead throw tofu at her and scream "Health Nut" at the top of your lungs. Usually done by the vegans.
Example:
Brooklyn Kalesworth: so how was that Veg date last night?
Vegan McSoytooth: aw man it was awesome... we ate quinoa for like three hours and then I Health Nutted all over her.
Brooklyn Kalesworth: Seriously bro? The Health Nut? That's yesterday's gravy


The health nut
When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.
Example:
Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'

Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'

Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'


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