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Cheap 80 proof vodka; it's only $15 for a 1.75 liter bottle (for comparison, the same size Smirnoff bottle is $25). Reeks like hell and tastes like poison, but if you drink it for a while you'll get used to it--we did (and honestly, it's WAY better than some other cheap brands that go for the same price). Mix it with some decent lemonade and you'll barely even taste it (straight though, it might kill you).



jenkins
Commonly used for a butlers name, typically in a english movie setting. A person who serves that is content, well mannered, and groomed to a fashionable sence.
Example:
Rich man -" Jenkins.... would you be so kind as to fetch the car"
Jenkins - "Yes Sir"


jenkins
usually used to describe a homosexual person, or attribute. Can also be used to describe a geek.
Example:
"We knew it was a Jenkins club when we saw no women"
"Nobody even went near the Jenkins lunch table, the glasses, drewl, financial times, and endless study books were not a popularity magnet"


Jenkins
See Leeroy.

n.
1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution.
2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck.
3: One who likes chicken.
4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name.

v.
1: To destroy all hopes of success.
2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences.
3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.
Example:
Leeeeeeroooooyyyy Jeeeennnnkiinnns!

Atleast I got chicken!


Jenkins
Typically middle/upper class English male from good breeding and background. Usually old money, and has attended Oxford and/or Cambridge and hails from one of the home counties. Typically an Eton boy, enjoys eating cheese and wine in their smoking jacket and listening to classic FM's Evening Concert.

The Jenkins is traditionally spotted at either Henley or Marlow regatta, and usually wears some sort of hideously coloured striped boating jacket.

Not to be confused with the Made In Chelsea-esque character, Jenkins are far more superior (in their eyes) and are more "quintessentially English".
Example:
"Look at this Jenkins twat at the Henley Regatta!"

"I say there Jenkins- you give me that look one more time I might get in my PJs and have a pillow fight with you."


Jenkins
The title given to someone who struggles to answer a simple question asked. This person will attempt to give a bullshit response to act smart and seem credible even though they are completely missing the point. If you ever encounter someone like this, just walk away. There is no hope.
Example:
Bob: Yo this bitch wont answer my question!

Frank: I know he is being a total Jenkins

Keep Calm Cry


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