The Bernie Mac

Great person and comedian. Died at age 50 in Chicago on August 9th.



Bernie Mac
A comedian/actor and a funny funny man. Known for starring in the DVD "The Original Kings of Comedy." Most rememebered for the Milk and Cookies skit as well as the definition of Motherfucker. Also has a TV show titled, "The Bernie Mac Show."

Example:
Man 1: Yo man who is your favorite comedian?
Man 2: Bernie Mac


Bernie Maccing
Bernie Maccing is slang for finishing a cigarette or joint very quickly by smoking the entire content in a single long drag.
One who is trying to finish the smoking content in a single drag is attempting to Bernie Mac the cigarette.
In order for the drag to be classified as a Bernie Mac the individual must attempt to smoke the entire blunt, spliff, joint, cigarette, cigar in a single long and deep drag as made famous by comedic legend Bernie Mac in the movie Bad Santa.
It is common knowledge that Bernie Mac died of pneumonia brought on by smoking a massive twelve inch joint in a single drag while having a massive Chronic session with Snoop Dogg.
Bernie Maccing a joint has been scientifically proven as the best way to by-pass the puff puff pass rule when smoking with mates.
The term Bernie Maccing a cigarette/joint originated in the Balgowlah region of the Northern Beaches, Australia and has become ingrained in Bally Boy Slang and penetrated Bally Boy Culture to a significant degree.
Example:
Friend 1 "Yo Dude Bernie Mac the shit out of that blunt so we can get back to the party."
Friend 2 "Oh fo sho my nigga i'mma hit this shit."

Black Guy "Shit nigga its the fuckin one time you better Bernie Mac that joint before they gaff your ass and send you to the pen."

Person 1 "Yo watch me Bernie Mac this cigarette."

*Person 1 takes a ten second drag and starts coughing terribly*
Person 2 "Hey man you best stop Bernie Maccing these cigarette's your lung capacity is good but you aint no Snoop Dogg


Bernie Mac
A black comedian who reigned as one of the "King's of Comedy" from the late 70's until his timely death in 2008. Apparently, one had to be black or mentally impaired to understand his humor. One of his only strong points was the ability to use the "race card" and weak observational family comedy. He was not missed by any intelligent person.


Bernie Mac
Noun
1. The person Bernie Mac
2. A specific type of open-handed face slap, starting with a slow short backswing, followed by a full-force forward swing, with completion of the arc even after the hand makes contact with the receiving face; less commonly, may also refer to its backhanded variant.

Verb
1. The act of performing a Bernie Mac (slap).
Example:
"Remember that time in the movie Head of State when Bernie Mac was chosen as the running mate?"

"Yeah! I love that part when he Bernie Macs those reporters."


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