macguyver

a tv show that started in '85 and went on for 8 seasons.includes a mullet-weilding,duct-tape weilding man whom is remakably resoureful.also helped start many popular stars of today such as Cuba Gooding Jr. and Terry Hatcher



MacGuyver
noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.

verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.
Example:
n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.

v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.


MacGuyver
To improvise and make things with whatever mis-match material is at hand. This is a name made into a verb. MacGuyver was a television show where the main character (MacGuyver) made things to get out of sticky situations.
Example:
Bob: Hey Ted what's up?

Ted: Oh nothing much Bob, just MacGuyvering a nuclear reactor with these lemons and those paper clips, and that D-Cell battery.

Bob: Shit...


MacGuyver
Powerful mullet-wearing 90s hero who could turn collections of random junk into weapons and other useful devices.
Example:
MacGuyver once used a tank of gasoline, a garden hose, and a piece of lead pipe to make a flamethrower.


MacGuyver
A man that could build you ahouse with a cocunut and some chewing gum. Or take down a satellite with a potatoe and a shoe.
Example:
Good lord he jumped the building with only a napkin and survived? He's such a MacGuyver


The Macguyver
A sexual act involving some jumper cables, a dead hamster, 3 paper clips, 4 gallons of jergens lotion, 2 bicycles without seat, 4 men docking, 3 guys with machine guns, 4 machetes and a piece of bubble gum
Example:
Bro we got the crew together and pulled The Macguyver last night.


Macguyver Tits
i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.

ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.
Example:
i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"

ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."


Slutty-Macguyver
Slutty-Macguyver. 1. Adjective) A woman, who is not only slutty, but crafty in the arts of slutty around. 2. Noun) Something that is slutty macguyver
Example:
1. (celebrity) was such a slut that she went behind my back like macguyver
2. God damn it (celebrity), you're being Slutty-macguyver.


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