mlg

Men Lacking Girlfriends, aka "pro" gamers



mlg
5 year olds thinking they are cool by drinking Mtn Dew and doritos and screaming "faggot 1v1 me succa go kys" and playing games way over their age limit like halo and overwatch.

If you end up in the same room with them, The following example will occur:
Example:
"mlg" kiddo: omg hacker go kys i hate you
Me: Seriously...
"mlg" kiddo: yeah im mlg and i will kill you in 4 1v1 match with my doritos and mtn dew moicjoiejoijeoiwjdoijdiow
Me: *Leaves room*


MLG
A group of 8-12 year olds screaming about "Getting reked" and "360° Quickscopes" They also call you a hacker and tell you to 1v1 them if you kill them.
Example:
MLG Kid: "U wot m8? 1v1me faggot I'm MLG"
Online player: "Shut up already! You are probably an 8 year old. Just play the game."


MLG
1. Acronym for Major-League-Gaming, a videogaming organization that hosts pro circuts in a variety of games from shooters to fighter games.

2. Adjactive- to describe somthing as cool (usually in a sarcastic manner)

3. Someone who participates in MLG is often labled as a professional gamer or MLG (somtimes being sarcastic). Some of the more popular professional games are sponsered by companies.
Example:
1. guy1 "Hey, are you going to the MLG event this week in dallas"

guy2 "Hell ya, Ive been practicing my Zerg rushes all week"

2. "COLLATERAL NO-SCOPE, MAN IM MLG"

3. guy1 "wow whos that douche yelling over xbox live"

guy2 "Some mlg faggot"


MLG
An organization in the United States for professional gamers. Is an acronym for "Major League Gaming." Many great gamers have been professionally signed by MLG. As of now, they mainly focus on Halo 2 tournaments. They also post 'official' gametypes for Halo, Halo 2, and other games, so the gametype is fair and perfect. For example, an MLG game for Halo 2 Team Slayer would be battle rifle spawn, human weapons on map (no sword for fairness), etc. Many believe MLG is a lame gametype, though others practice it often in hopes of getting good at it. By the way, if you'd like to be funny, next time someone wants to play MLG over Halo 2 over XBL, ask them, "What's MLG? Does it stand for My Little Gun?"
Example:
Those MLG bastards! They won't let me play in the upcoming tournament for my city this weekend.


MLG
Acronym for Major League Gaming, contrary to what all you memers on 4chan and Reddit think- it does not revolve around trickshotting or quickscoping. Players do not drink Mountain Dew/eat Doritos every day nor do any of them smoke weed. Shrek is not a god and FaZe doesn't even have a good pro team. The pro COD players do not use the Intervention either. These stereotypes are good to use so you can pull out the newfags on the forum posts.
Example:
Newfag: OMG I JUST HIT A MOUNTAIN DEW DORITOS 420BLAZEITSMOKEWEEDSHREKSCOPE

Billy: That's not how MLG actually is. :/


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