phillipino
The most superior race in the whole universe. I recommend becoming friends with one. it will change your life. no joke.Places you might see them?1)The Phillipines.2) in an Expats house (normally in Hong Kong) with a Broom and Brush in hand.3) or even just at the local Karaoke Barthe best specimens are always the Half Scottish/Half Phillipino kind. they are truly exceptional.phillipino duster
Example:
We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.
We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.
Phillipino Fingers
a person who can move their hands/fingers in a speed that most others cannot;
most people from the Phillipines have this talent
most people from the Phillipines have this talent
Example:
Nate: "Dude I just got 100% on Raining Blood on Guitar hero"
Ryan: "Damn you and your Phillipino Fingers"
Nate: "Dude I just got 100% on Raining Blood on Guitar hero"
Ryan: "Damn you and your Phillipino Fingers"
Phillipino Popsicle
Phillipino whisker biscuit
When you have someone lick your ass while she (or he) jerks you off through your legs rusty trombone then after you insert your penis in that persons ass and then give them a shit mustache dirty sanchez.
Phillipino Palm Tree
When you have sex with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his penis is rough and bumpy like a palm tree
Phillipino Flap Jack
A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.
Example:
Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight
John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.
Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!
Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight
John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.
Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!