phillipino

The most superior race in the whole universe. I recommend becoming friends with one. it will change your life. no joke.Places you might see them?1)The Phillipines.2) in an Expats house (normally in Hong Kong) with a Broom and Brush in hand.3) or even just at the local Karaoke Barthe best specimens are always the Half Scottish/Half Phillipino kind. they are truly exceptional.



phillipino duster
After consuming mexican food, the person then covers his/her spouse in raunchy farts.
Example:
We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.


Phillipino Fingers
a person who can move their hands/fingers in a speed that most others cannot;
most people from the Phillipines have this talent
Example:
Nate: "Dude I just got 100% on Raining Blood on Guitar hero"
Ryan: "Damn you and your Phillipino Fingers"


Phillipino Flap Jack
A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.
Example:
Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight

John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.

Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!


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