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plumber

noun: A man who has sex with many, many women.

plumber

by MMc on Nov 02, 2003 07:11:55

Someone who is state licensed to fix, install, or remodel pipe's related to drinking water; Or Raw Waste Removal.

Example:
1. My shitter Pipe is clogged, I need to call a plumber.

2. Dick just installed his own "plumbing"; now his neighor is drinking his old tub water.

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by bandcampgirl183 on Sep 16, 2005 05:49:42

One who fixes or repairs pipes. Plumber has a "b" in it because pipes were originally made of lead, (lead seemed a logical choice at the time, because of its resiliancy against rust... then people discovered what lead poisening was, and rust no longer seemed so bad!) and lead's abbreviation on the periodic table is pb (derived from its latin name).

Example:
Plumbers are given little respect, but we wouldn't want to try to live without them.

plumber

by Javi on Mar 08, 2005 03:53:25

A man who engages in intercourse with a large amount of women.

Example:
He hasn't he been with? That kid's a serious plumber!

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by happychainsaw on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

Someone who evades projectiles in an online video game such as Halo by jumping constantly. The word is a reference to Mario, the famous jumping plumber who's the hero of the Nintendo games Donkey Kong and Super Mario Bros.

Example:
This plumber keeps jumping around so much that he never gets hit!

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by ladyr on Nov 08, 2009 19:47:19

when someone is really draining your energy by constantly talking shit at you

Example:
R: Dude are you a plumber?

C: No way man why?

R: Because you are really draining me...

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by phlatty patty on May 12, 2019 09:32:08

A person who you hire to fix something. But little do you know all they do is stick some duck tape down your toilet or on a pipe and call it a day

Example:
Oh look the pipe burst we should call the plumber

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by v13 on Nov 08, 2006 01:20:01

Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.

see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts

Example:
That plumber bloke is a fat lazy cunt.

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by Bumkicker Slade on Apr 25, 2005 00:59:28

A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.

Example:
Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a half moon.

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by Brownsound on Sep 11, 2004 08:31:30

when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.

Example:
She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.

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