pronked

n., v., adj., adv. A word used in Virginia's 11th district with great frequency. Used by congressman Rep. William Cummings in a broadcast by The Onion News Network's O-span. Some of its various meanings include:1. Good or very, at least in Virginia's 11th district2. An unfortunate state of affairs3. A writing utensil 4. A tax stimulus5. The number three6. Variant: Pronklem - a problem7. Variant: Pronkrageous - outrageous8. Variant: Pronksurd - absurd9. In context, "Pronk of order" - out of order10. Experience11. Variant: Pronkspect - respect



Pronk
verb The act of watching porn, especially when you are the Pr0n King.
Example:
Gerry: 'Hey, Im horny. Imma go pronk now!'

Vivian: I didn't sleep much last night...
Clare: Me neither! All that pronking kept me up...


Pronk
Pronk (afrikaans); om te pronk (action). This is the action of giving, receiving and creating attention (pronk). You can do this by proudly dancing for your man, giving him all your seductive moves, hugs, kisses and touches. If you do it right your man will have all of your attention, as well as every woman's jealousy and every man's envy. To "pronk" is to give all your attention to the man you are with while indirectly winning the attention of every other person in the room. If done correctly you will have the undevided attention of every man (because they cant have you) and every female (because they are not you).
Example:
"Ek pronk, met trots net vir jou". "Dit maak my mal as jy vir my pronk". "Wens my girl wil so vir my pronk"


Pronked
Means good or very, well at least it does in Virginias 11th district.
Example:
Would Somebody hand me a Pronk?

Not doing so would be very Pronked

Person A: Youre out of order!

Virginian: Well youre pronk of order!


pronk
Nickname of major league baseball player Travis Hafner. It stands for "half project, half donkey."
Example:
Hafner had initiated his run to win the All-Star vote on Monday during a news conference, when he joked that fans should "Vote Pronk," a reference to his nickname.


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