the moose Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

the moose

Performed classically when your giving it to a chick doggy style. While she's unaware your doing it, place your thumbs to your temples and extend your fingers. This will look like antlers if properly executed. Then for as long as you feel necesary wave the antlers at the girl. Oringinating out of the depths of Colorado and delivered best by a Sloan.

the moose

by DriveBySpanking on Sep 05, 2006 08:07:52

Have your bed facing a door opening while a girl is giving you a blow job. Then when your buddy opens the door with out her knowing to take a picture you give her moose antlers right before the picture is taken.

Example:
The guys laughed when they saw Jack's picture of Frank giving some girl the moose.

Moosed

by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER on Jul 28, 2019 20:38:47

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

Example:
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

Moose

by kawaiineko on Feb 29, 2012 08:29:50

Jared Padalecki

Example:
Me: OMG, A MOOSE!
Jared: what?

moose

by starrilynight on Aug 21, 2011 23:04:02

A large animal with antlers. See also: Jared Padalecki

Example:
What is the plural for moose?

MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!

Moosed

by OnTheMoose on Jun 10, 2015 19:27:47

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Example:
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

Moosed

by Mooseboy2 on Jun 10, 2015 19:18:04

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

Example:
"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

Moosed On

by Rex Dixon on May 07, 2019 02:21:00

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

Example:
"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

Moose

by Moose on Sep 24, 2003 10:33:54

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

Example:
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?

moose

by nuada on Sep 13, 2006 05:36:34

the coolest animal EVER.

Example:
the moose attacked my brother, and now i get to keep his ipod. thanks, moose!

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