to crucify

verb : (to)to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.N.B: not to be confused with either the crucifixion, a method of capital punishment in the Roman Empire, or The Crucifixion -of Jesus-but this is just as painful in the modern capitalist world.



Crucified
When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.
Example:
-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.


the crucifier
also called "the crucifier'. it is a sinful and hellish sexual act where a women is tyed to a cross in bed and a man has his way with her
Example:
man i cant believe i watched that mexican porno last night in one part the dude pulled the crucifier on her


crucified
someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.
Example:
yo that bih be crucified as hell


Crucify
The act of pouring kerosene on your penis, lighting it on fire, and then ramming it in somebodies ass.

Usually preformed in cult initiations or as an April Fools day joke.

Crucified: adj: A way to describe the victim's anus afterwards.
Example:
Crucify:
"Hey Son, how did your date go?"

"Great Dad! I crucified her!"

"......."


Crucified
A total dickface who sucks a lot of asshole in his sparetime. He has been recently spotted sucking the chode of a cumdumpster named Felorin.
Example:
You're a fag, Curt. (Curt being Crucified.


Crucify
A high school act of tieing a loser kid to a pole with everybodies neck ties. The Kid is then left until the teacher finds him.
Example:
"Dude that kids a loser bitch ass nigga hoe, lets crucify him."

"If someone doesnt crucify that kid in less than five minutes i will deadset chop ur fucking dick off"


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