to hoof
verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.hoof
Hoof
Slag word created in Hamilton New Zealand to show a sign of honesty
sort for Honest on our friendship.
said: Hoof
origin: New Zealand
sort for Honest on our friendship.
said: Hoof
origin: New Zealand
hoof
The intensity and length of smoking time of the cloud. It gives the decision and committment of the sesh time one will partake in; whether it be short (puff) or long (hoof). The longer the hoof the more thrilling the time will be.
Example:
“I’m keen for a mad hoof this sesh.”
“What you guys been upto?” “Just hoofin.”
“Yeah Sheila loves a hoof”
“I’m keen for a mad hoof this sesh.”
“What you guys been upto?” “Just hoofin.”
“Yeah Sheila loves a hoof”
hoof it
Example:
Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
Hoofed
Hoofed is another word for kicked
Example:
Friend 1: Did you hear? Sarah and Angie got in a fight.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?
Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.
Friend 1: Did you hear? Sarah and Angie got in a fight.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?
Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.
hoofing
used by bootnecks or matelots, to define various situations when one word will suffice and those around will know what context the word is used in. A typical multi-tasked word!!! Hoofing - great, brilliant, good, amazing, (sarcastic).
Example:
a: what a hoofing run ashore! = we had a very good night out!
b: "you're being charged for being adrift"(late to work, by your boss = muttered answer would be "that's bloody hoofing" - sarcasm.
a: what a hoofing run ashore! = we had a very good night out!
b: "you're being charged for being adrift"(late to work, by your boss = muttered answer would be "that's bloody hoofing" - sarcasm.
Hoof
The erection of the lips of a female's vagina. Often associated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.
Example:
Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!
Guy 2: What? How can you tell?
Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!
Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!
Guy 2: What? How can you tell?
Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!
Hoofed
When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.
Example:
... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"
... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"