why are you me

When someone does something that you do the same



why are you telling me this
What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told
Example:
Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?

Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?


why you bully me
when someone is annoying you or basically anytime you want to say someone is bullying you. usually said in a frail, weird awkward voice. I'm pretty sure this kid in my school made it up.
Example:
nashty ashley: hello rocco
rocco: why you bully me
OR
meanie deanie: your a n00b at minecraft
robbie: why you bully me


why you bully me
when someone harasses you in ln life but they dont stop and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and you just sit in your room the entire day working on a fricking AI program knowing its not gonna work and knowing that you are going to fail in life and you cry
Example:
Bully: *bullies a nerd*
Nerd: WHY YOU BULLY ME


why you bully me
when someone bullies you and they dont stop so you scream this and they still hurt you and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and that you have no life and that you just sit in your room playing fortnite and your not even good at it and you are failing in life and know that you wont amount to anything more than a failing streamer and go to bed each night thinking: what if i stood up to that bully? and your conscience tells you to shut the f*ck up. you are a sad person
Example:
Bully: *bullies*
Nerd: why you bully me


Why are you telling me
Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.
Example:
Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**


why are you giving me a handjob?
A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.
Example:
Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?



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