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The Wizard

A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.

The Wizard

by Adolf Oliver Nipples on Sep 28, 2005 11:19:25

An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!

Example:
"Gee, John sure is being "The Wizard" today. Damn what an asshole!

Wizard

by herpaderpajerka on Feb 02, 2012 14:08:09

A 30+ year old virgin.

Example:
James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

Wizard on

by teamludobagman on Mar 11, 2019 15:43:20

What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.

Example:
Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on!

wizard

by I sell babys on Sep 06, 2017 09:41:11

A 30 year old virgin

Example:
Man that dude is a total wizard

wizarded

by Turboboner on Jan 22, 2009 04:53:21

wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.

Example:
"What are you doing tonight?"

"I just got some hydro so I'm going to stay home and get totally wizarded."

wizardous

by wizardousturtle99 on Jan 26, 2018 22:31:29

a word which describes something surreal or magical

Example:
that girl looks wizardous

Wizard

by idefinestuffyoudontknowabout on Feb 10, 2023 04:19:09

A person who does magic stuff and knows how to cast spells and whatnot.

Example:
Child 1: "Hello good Sir!"
Wizard: "Greetings."
Child 2: "Are you a wizard?"
Wizard (points his wand at Child 1): "Hocus Pocus!"
Child 1(screams then disappears into thin air): "AAH!!!"
Child 2: "Wow!!! So you are a wizard!"

Wizard

by HolidayAwesomeGuy on Feb 09, 2012 14:51:58

When something is cool, awesome, or epic but on a higher level where such words would be unable to describe it.

Example:
Alfred: Mr. Wayne sir adding a cape to your costume would be so wizard....

wizard

by truethough$ on Jun 30, 2019 00:27:06

A 30-something year old man child with questionable mental stability, often a virgin, who lives in his parent's basement and spends a large amount of his time on the internet arguing with strangers and playing fantasy games.

Example:
Kylie's older brother, a wizard, always hung out in the basement and chased anyone who got too close to his lair.

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