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Your joking

by *Alex* on Apr 21, 2005 22:41:02

A Hanarism, often spoken in a norfolk accent, usually repeated one after the other.
Example:
Your joking me?...no Your joking me?


your mom jokes

by bleep on Mar 13, 2005 23:45:41

totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are
Example:
idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!


An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.

by RealMr.SpyCrab1 on Sep 17, 2022 05:00:45

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Example:
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.


the society to bring back your mom jokes

by SchnauzerDouser on Oct 02, 2007 05:36:04

a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes
Example:
person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!

person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!

These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes


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