yo mama

1. A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. For example: "Kenneth replied 'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point."2. The principle part of a "Yo Mama" joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so "something" that "something" occurred as a result.



yo mama
"yo moma" is something you say in front of every sentence that some1 says just to piss then off
Example:
Guy 1: I'm going to tie my shoes
Guy 2: YO MOMA'S GONA TIE HER SHOES!!!

Girl 1: That Girl is a slut.
Random Guy 1: YO MOMA'S A SLUT!!!


yo mama
Slang for "your mom". A nice insult! Talking about your mom is really insulting.
Example:
Ex. 1
Some guy: Get a life...
Person responding: Yo mama!
Some guy: What did you say! *beats up person responding

Ex. 2
Some guy: You fat pig...
person responding: Yo mama's a fat pig!



yo mama
Example:
Yo mama's so fat, it took 500 pages just to fit her in Guiness
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran for congress, she represented 10 states
Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Terminator 3 and got the part as the human resistance
Yo mama's glases are so thick, she starts fires everytime she reads
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to wear sunglasses to look in the mirror


yo mama
A joke consisting of the specific phrase, "Yo mama (is) so---". It is an amusing, yet degrading style of joking. Use it when you are mad at someone!!!
Example:
Yo mama be so fat, she got baptized in Sea World.

Yo mama so greasy, she sweats Crisco.

Yo mama so big, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain conquered and claimed her as their New World.

Yo mama so big, she uses a paint roller to apply lipstick.

Yo mama so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.


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