[condom]

Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!



Condom
Example:
"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"


Condom
Haven't you heard?

If you're gonna make LOVE,

WEAR a GLOVE!!!

CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,

So you Better WEAR a LATEX,

Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,

That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!

Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!

My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!
Example:
Jeremy- "I don't want to use a condom. I just don't feel anything."

Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."

Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."


condom
A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's
Example:
1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom


condom
A condom can protect against STI while having sex and can help you last longer. It also serves as a birth control but it is recommended to use another birth control in addition in case a condom breaks. Additional lubricant may be necessary to avoid breaking a condom. Some condoms are a bit thicker, which can improve security and stamina. If you have a casual partner, condoms can also be used for a blowjob to prevent STI. Usually condoms are already lubricated but there are condoms without lubricant in case the girl does not like lubricant for a blowjob. If you want to have a threesome but don't have female condoms, it is recommended to use one condom for each girl, to avoid sharing an STI between the 2 girls.
Example:
Put on a condom and fuck my pussy please!


Condom
A rubber glove that fits snug around a guy's penis that prevents std's & babies from being made.
Example:
Chad : Seeing you in your bra and panties makes my dick hard can I stick it in your soft pussy ?
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!


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