BLOWS GOATS
intensely negative term which may be used to define a person, event, condition, object, or almost any noun. Something that sucks
immensely. In extreme cases, the speaker may say, "leaves
no goat unblown."
Blowing the Goat
by STR8JACKET6 on Oct 17, 2009 10:19:03
When you are doing something you hate so much that you would rather have a
goat penis stuck in
your mouth. Or when you totally
screw something up.
Example:
When
Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your
new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be
blowing the goat"
When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"
After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be
Blowing the Goat
Blow the Goat
by skippytheheathen on Jun 09, 2009 22:41:35
1.
Abject FAIL. Refers to a situation wherein a man, seeking pleasure from an attractive woman, spends much of his efforts, money and time on
wooing said woman, but in the course of the evening, ends up
philating a goat instead.
2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.
Example:
1. "My buddy was trying to
mack on this chick, but got all drunk and puked on her and her friends. man, he totally blew the goat."
2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.
3. I lost my job today. Man, this
really blows the goat.
4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I
blow the goat.