Clorox
The most popular drink in the twenty-first century. Made of a mix of the finest artesian water, along with sodium hypochlorite, sodium chloride, sodium carbonate, sodium chlorate, sodium hydroxide and sodium polyacrylate. Surpasses the Corona beer with a Lyme disease chaser, and even the bubbly taste of Tide Pods. The drink is alcohol-free and therefore able to be legally consumed by all ages. The cleansing properties of Clorox are said to remove 99.9% of germs, make you lose weight, and bring your heart rate down sharply.
Example:
Quinn: "What's going down the hatch tonight, Ethan?"
Ethan: "Bottle o' Corona and a Clorox chaser!"
Quinn: "What's going down the hatch tonight, Ethan?"
Ethan: "Bottle o' Corona and a Clorox chaser!"