Couger

A strong, sexy woman approximately 40-55 years old who prefers younger men.



couger
An older woman around age 50-80 who looks to pick up younger boys, they prefer teenagers over all (around 14-17). But if they can, they will look for boys with the name Tim.
Example:
Tim says: hey man im gonna go inside real quick
friend says: ok
old woman: ooo look at the young boy.. hes just my type and i heard his friend call him tim, ill try to sell him these fake tickets to a fake movie in an abandoned movie theatre where ill make my move on him.

overall- All tims, watch out for cougers..


couger
a older chick or women thats hot,sexy and older then you
Example:
that chick must be about 26-27yrs old
im 19 and shes a couger


couger
susan....on bravo shift. A woman 39yoa or older
Example:
susan is dating a 26 year old.. she is 39.. she is totes a couger


Aqua Couger
Rare and unattainable animal. It has the characteristics of a couger, yet is able to fly as well whilst maintaining couger like speeds.

They dwell near small bodies of water yet breed in high places. Here they can teach their young to descend from the mountain to learn flight at the same time staying away from predators and normal cougers that might jeopardize the Aqua Couger heritage.

It is just as elusive as the legendary bigfoot, seen a few times but never to be captured.
Example:
Dear Franklin,

I believe in order to capture the Aqua Couger, you must search near mount Fiji, where there is a large quantity of water and heights to accommodate it.

Sincerely, Captain Strokenit


couger chow
The cheap restaurant food a woman who is accustomed to being wined and dined eats when her date is 15 to 20 years younger than her but insists on paying.
Example:
Maggies asked Scarlett, "Have you been to that fabulous new French restaurant on the Boulevard?" Scarlett sadly replied, "No, my 25 year old date insisted on paying so we went to the taco joint for couger chow."


Deuch Couger
A person (man/woman) who has become dumber with age and in essence is a "deuch" however at appearance is a "couger"
Example:
Is Kristin trying to climb over that glass wall to see whats on the other side? What a DEUCH COUGER!


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