couger
by bobjoesmith01 on May 03, 2006 11:55:00
An
older woman around age 50-80 who looks
to pick up younger boys, they prefer teenagers over all (around 14-17). But if they can, they will look for boys with the name
Tim.
Example:
Tim says: hey man im gonna go inside real quick
friend says: ok
old woman: ooo look at the young boy.. hes just my type and i heard his friend call him tim, ill try to
sell him these
fake tickets to a fake movie in an abandoned movie theatre where ill make
my move on him.
overall- All tims, watch out for cougers..
Aqua Couger
by chewbaccaontherocks on Jul 01, 2011 04:17:58
Rare and unattainable animal. It has the characteristics of a
couger, yet is able to fly as well whilst maintaining couger like speeds.
They dwell near small
bodies of water yet breed in high places. Here they can teach their young to descend from the mountain to learn flight at the same time staying away from predators and normal cougers that might
jeopardize the Aqua
Couger heritage.
It is just as elusive as the legendary bigfoot, seen a few times but never to be captured.
Example:
Dear
Franklin,
I believe in order to capture the Aqua Couger, you must search near mount
Fiji, where there is a large quantity of water and heights to
accommodate it.
Sincerely, Captain Strokenit
couger chow
by scarlettleftthebuilding on Jan 26, 2009 21:21:12
The cheap
restaurant food a woman who is
accustomed to being wined and dined eats when her date is 15 to
20 years younger than her but insists on paying.
Example:
Maggies asked Scarlett, "Have you been to that fabulous new French restaurant on
the Boulevard?" Scarlett sadly replied, "No, my
25 year old date insisted on paying so we went to the taco joint for couger chow."