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Desktop

(v.) When a laptop becomes dependent on its power source.

Desktopable

by Chris_B on Mar 09, 2005 13:45:18

When spotting a picture perfect image, whether it be moonlight on a lake, or whatever you think would make a good image as a background setting on your desktop (Computer).

Example:
Man, that stop sign looks like it's in the middle of the woods! That's totally desktopable!

desktoped

by SockLoyal123 on Apr 26, 2014 10:14:32

When your desktop freezes while watching porn, causing you to quickly yank out the power cord.

Getting caught with the power cord in hand and pants down.

Example:
He got desktoped earlier by his parents. He had the computer cord in one hand and his boner in the other.

desktop

by 6655332211 on Nov 19, 2005 17:30:00

(v.) To (abusively) alter someone's PC wallpaper settings.

Example:
What's this? Horse porn as my wallpaper? Egads, I've been desktopped!

desktop

by scaree on Mar 19, 2006 06:50:51

To be as neutral as possible in the office. As in PC. Usually to the point of android precision. An attempt to obliterate racial/sexual/religeous offence from company activity.

Example:
After the allegations of sexism, the company went totally desktop. All the pink and blue keytags have been replaced by yellow, payroll has dropped titles from the salary records and all incoming and outgoing mail is screened for possible offensive content.

desktop

by lidf on Sep 07, 2007 15:19:39

The computer for Poor People.

Example:
Sal and his friends didnt have the money to afford a laptop so they settled on an old desktop. Of course given by charity.

Dude, this desktop's awesome, awww, too bad i couldn't afford a laptop.

I own multiple desktops and laptops, you own desktops, that must suck.

Surfing the Desktop

by CD3366 on Sep 05, 2011 01:35:20

To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.

Example:
The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.

Desktop popup

by Wheels1 on Feb 28, 2011 20:41:30

Condition whereby male sits at desk trying to hide a huge erection

Example:
He received a text from his girlfriend reminiscing about the amazing sex they had had the previous evening which resulted in an awkward 'desktop popup' erection.

desktop hoarder

by saywat? on Aug 08, 2010 02:49:35

Adjective: someone who leaves all their frequently used files on their computer desktop. This defeats the purpose of a background wallpaper and results in making you even less organized.

Example:
ex:

Jeff: hey Steve, what's your desktop background?

Steve: what background?

Jeff: dude, you can't even see it because your a desktop hoarder!

Steve: Dang! where did I put that file!?

desktop fairy

by a german ninja hele on Mar 23, 2009 05:42:33

someone in a chatroom/anyone online/on your desktop othat says all the right things.

Example:
iheartpopmusic:your voice
desktop_fairy: is the soundtrack of my summer
iheartpopmusic: you are my desktop fairy! do you like oreos dipped in peanut butter?
desktop_fairy: OMG yess! You are my desktop fairy too! You make majical things happen!
iheartpopmusic: you spelled magical wrongly. but i didn't know how to spell it eather, before!!!

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