Douche Nozzle
by Adolph Oliver Nipple on Dec 03, 2009 14:41:22
The
blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for
soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of
self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.
Example:
That new guy is a real
douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious
yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a
fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.
Douche Nozzle
by IHateYouXoXo on May 11, 2009 12:12:23
Example:
Example:
John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha
Instigator: ooooh.. man he
clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?
Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche
nozzle!
Instigator: Burn!!!
*John hangs his head in shame*
Douche Nozzle
by peterbuilt on Oct 29, 2011 00:41:56
One or more exhaust pipes on a pickup truck which are re-routed from the normal stock
routing to instead go vertically through the bed imediately behind
the cab. Extra
douche points are awarded if the engine is gasoline and not a diesel.