Douche Nozzle

A douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag.



Douche Nozzle
A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.
Example:
Biebs was sporting a douche nozzle when they arrested him.


Douche Nozzle
The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.
Example:
That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.


Douche Nozzle
A word used to one up someone who calls you a douchebag.
Example:
Example:

John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha

Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?

Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!

Instigator: Burn!!!

*John hangs his head in shame*


Douche Nozzle
Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.
Example:
That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!

That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!


Douche Nozzle
One or more exhaust pipes on a pickup truck which are re-routed from the normal stock routing to instead go vertically through the bed imediately behind the cab. Extra douche points are awarded if the engine is gasoline and not a diesel.
Example:
Check out the double douche nozzles on that Ford Lighting!


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