ESD Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

ESD

ESD - publicly acceptable shorthand for the sentence, "Eat shit and die." Commonly followed by a proper noun of address. Typically used in situations where the word shit is not allowed to be used, or where the available number of display characters is limited, e.g. license plates and public signs.

ESD

by SkaWtT on Nov 16, 2014 13:22:28

Extra Sensory Deception - the sensation of your cell phone going off in your pocket even though it's not there. Not to be confused with ESP or Extra Sensory Perception, being aware of something without any tangible contact, like clairvoyance or telepathy.

Example:
I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it was just ESD ... my phone was on the charger!

ESD

by Marcia love on Jan 28, 2017 03:17:53

Extra Small Dick

Example:
Giftnel has a ESD

ESD

by fatass on Jun 06, 2004 05:22:38

Something that will never happen

Example:
The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD

ESD

by nani?!?! on Aug 12, 2018 02:14:21

Eut Sa Damo, means to have sex on the grass.
Eut - Sex
Damo - Grass

Example:
Boy: Hey, im kinda horny, you want ESD?
Girl: yeah sure, just pick a newly trimmed grass so it's not itchy.

esd

by Someone else on Oct 16, 2002 06:07:16

Electro-Static Discharge

Example:
It's what happens when you fuck up electronics with static electricity. Also known as evil demons.

Esd

by Coun.try22 on Jan 12, 2023 11:54:14

Emotional Support Dick

Example:
Did your momma get her bbc esd this week?

esd

by Tam Hanna on Jun 01, 2003 01:34:24

Damage occurring to Mosfet and CMOS chips and other electronical items when they are touched by a statically charged person.

Example:
Fuck...The ESD ripped up my 4094..fuck static electricity

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

by Taylorrina on Jan 17, 2009 13:18:58

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.

E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.

Example:
Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.

Esd

by horse girl from the meadow on Feb 22, 2020 23:19:43

verb: the action of stealing a lacrosse player from a small public school

Example:
person 1: that girl is really good at lacrosse

person 2: let’s esd her

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