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Feed the ducks

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions. 2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.

Feed the ducks

by Nate Dogg on Sep 11, 2003 21:32:59

Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.

Example:
This is the greatest thing in the world.

feeding the ducks

by RandomDude on Jul 02, 2003 12:56:53

Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.

Example:
Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.

Feed the Ducks

by Wesnile In Bulk on Jan 10, 2012 02:03:08

Jacking it.

Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.

Example:
"Your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so I had to go home and feed the ducks."

feed the ducks

by Jenlia Franceroyalty on Sep 05, 2006 06:53:43

Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.

Example:
"I had to feed the ducks all alone."

"Will you help me feed my ducks?"

"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)

"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."

"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."

feeding the ducks

by Galuscio on Jun 30, 2011 05:39:33

Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.

Example:
Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."

Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"

feeding the ducks

by Jobot on Oct 20, 2003 07:15:37

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.

Example:
Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.

Feed the Ducks

by barffbag on Jun 11, 2018 00:50:20

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship

Example:
Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?

Feeding The Ducks

by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice on Apr 22, 2018 12:36:45

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice

Example:
Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

Feeding the Ducks

by ember33 on Jul 15, 2011 16:11:13

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.

Example:
The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.

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