Mugabe Money
Used to describe something worthless. It is a reference to hyper-inflation in Zimbabwe where money is virtually worthless because of Robert Mugabe's policies.
Mugabe's
The act of negative change upon any once beautiful and prosperous country. This applies most proximately to the nation of Zimbabwe. Mugabe Makeovers are currently occuring in several world nations and can usually be detected by failiure of agriculture and monetary value as well as the appearace of Cholera.presedent mugabe
The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.
Example:
if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.
if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.
Mugabe's Moustache
White Mugabe
Used to describe a person in business who is difficult to pin down as they are always busy getting things done.
Example:
"Will Alan from accounts be joining? He was due to present the Q3 forecasts in this meeting."
"Doubt it. That guy's a White Mugabe."
"Will Alan from accounts be joining? He was due to present the Q3 forecasts in this meeting."
"Doubt it. That guy's a White Mugabe."
Mugabe rape
A frozen banana in a condom is inserted into the anus whilst flowering the recipient with strawberries and cumming in their face
Always Defending Mugabe
A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:
'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.
To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:
'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.
To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.
send a fax to mugabe
A way of politely saying you are going to be going to the lavatory to take a shit. Became popular in Zimbabwe around the turn of the millennia, and has been household saying ever since.
Example:
"That meal was amazing, but now I need to send a fax to mugabe."
"Make sure you send a fax to mugabe before we leave because we are not stopping the car on our way down south."
"That meal was amazing, but now I need to send a fax to mugabe."
"Make sure you send a fax to mugabe before we leave because we are not stopping the car on our way down south."
Yert Mugabe
When you close your eyes Yert Mugabe will try approach you from behind. He is of North Korea 7 foot tall with a gigantic dong. There are only 2 Yert Mugabes and there will only be two.
Example:
Person 1: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to pass it back
Person 2: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to let them know we are here
Person 3: oh for fuck sake Yert Mugabe not another red card
Person 1: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to pass it back
Person 2: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to let them know we are here
Person 3: oh for fuck sake Yert Mugabe not another red card
Yert Mugabe
When you close your eyes Yert Mugabe looks over you into your soul. He is of Eritrean descent 6 foot 7 has a grey mullet and a ginger beard weighing 198plds. There is only one Yert Mugabe and there will only ever be 1 Yert Mugabe.
Example:
Person 1:"We just got destroyed in pro clubs division 3.
Person 2:"Let me guess was if by Yert Mugabe and his Wousego Hoolgar teamates"
Person 1:"It was indeed his meer presence led them to victory even with the offside merchant Barry on their team
Person 1:"We just got destroyed in pro clubs division 3.
Person 2:"Let me guess was if by Yert Mugabe and his Wousego Hoolgar teamates"
Person 1:"It was indeed his meer presence led them to victory even with the offside merchant Barry on their team