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Old man

A person with experience in the bed but only gets laid by hookers because his dick can't get hard

Old man

by UWSPPSK on Feb 29, 2012 05:39:16

a man who is very old. they usually walk slow arch their back and moan. so

some slang people use it as your dad our a friend that is older than you

Example:
My teacher, Mr. Alden is an old man.

Old man

by Stunt double for Wonder Woman on Jan 10, 2018 06:57:29

An older man who is more than a friend, but not quite a boyfriend. A man at least 10 years your senior who is great in bed.

Example:
That old man has really made me appreciate the elderly.

the old man

by Nicholas D on Feb 04, 2009 01:52:07

Your father.

NOTE: While "the old man" refers to your father, "the old lady" refers to your wife or girlfriend, not your mother. Calling your mother "the old lady" is considered disrespectful.

Example:
Darth Vader: "Luke, I am the old man."
Luke: "I know you're old. Please stop distracting me while I'm trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I didn't say I am AN old man, I said I'm THE old man. As in yours."
Luke: "Oh shit dude, for reals? You're my dad? That's a bummer, considering that you're like the most evil person ever and I've dedicated my life to trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I know this must be a tough time for you son. There's a family reunion next week though, and I'd be delighted if you would come with me and meet your Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Susan."
Luke: "Gee...um...dad. I don't know, I'll have to think about it."
Darth Vader: "Ok, I understand. In the meantime, quit trying to bone Princess Leia. She's your sister."
Luke: "DAMN! Glad I used a rubber!"

old man

by matt on Feb 14, 2003 02:14:05

your dad

Example:
Father

old man

by herbie on Aug 25, 2004 17:58:00

n, 1) Father.
2) husband, boyfriend, or lover.

Example:
her old man dont like me very much, cuz I brought her home after midnight

The Old Man

by infantryscoming on Aug 19, 2010 21:13:49

Army term referring to the commander of a unit. Usually used for a colonel or general, but can be used for a captain (who would be a company commander). Since most company commanders are still in their 20's in the Army though this isn't a common use.

Its usually a term of respect, but many times just used as to refer to the commander without any judgement of respect or disrespect. NOTE = this term is never used in the presence of the old man / commander.

Example:
Soldier 1: I heard someone call the barracks to attention, sup dawg?

Soldier 2: Sarge said go straighten your shit up, looks like the old man stopped in unexpectedly.

Old Man

by T Macalicious on Apr 26, 2011 05:28:14

A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.

Example:
That guys pants are pulled up to his nipples. Silly Old Man.

The Old Man

by Whiskey Drinker Me on Dec 03, 2009 02:06:26

A dance originated in the south, which is primarily performed spontaneously upon delight, in which the dancer bends over, as if his back has given out. The moves are simple, but the timing takes practice. The dancer must slightly bend and tilt his head to one side, and keep time only 1/8 of the actual beat. The primary movement is simply the snapping of fingers on either one or both hands simultaneously, and upon each snap, the dancer shifts the position of his/her back ever so slightly in preparation for the next "shift" and "snap".

Example:
When Jared got a call from his buddy Johnny, he broke into cutting THE OLD MAN, and I knew he must've gotten good news on the other end of the line.

old man

by Marc Williams on Sep 27, 2004 05:02:24

someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking.

Example:
I'm such an old man! I'm so old!

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