the proposal
by greenspan on Nov 28, 2012 17:17:13
When, typically a male, gets down on
bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the
ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.
As technology improves and
retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.
Example:
After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took
a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of
left handed trackpadding and right handed tug
toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.
PROPOSION
by HomeComic on Oct 07, 2017 12:11:34
Example:
I have a PROPOSION for you, I'll give you $20 for the
gourmet sandwhich, if you can provide
free fries,unlimited
napkins and a drink with it?
proposing
by Benchamin on Feb 04, 2014 14:04:27
Example:
Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the
freeway during
rush hour traffic!!!!
Proposal
by Laredo[HK] on Jun 06, 2015 21:43:58
When one man gets on his knee, presents a
glazed doughnut, and his male partner presents his penis to accept
the proposal. The man on his knee then places the glazed doughnut on his male partner's penis. The man on his knees then proceeds to eat
the doughnut.
proposal
by the offer you can refuse on Sep 20, 2019 18:36:32
"
Proposal" is what
upper management uses when they decide to shit can a whole department, but don't want to say the F word because it's too strong and not enterprise enough. So they replace "we fired people" with "we made them a
proposal" and everyone has to act like it totally isn't bullshit.
The proposal in question being "Fuck you, you're fired, but let's talk about the terms so that we can use a nicer word when announcing this".