Rectangles

Apparently Patricks favorite snack



Rectangle
Usually used by urban interface and web designers to refer to everything on the internet as rectangles. Paragraphs = rectangles, buttons = rectangles, images = rectangles, and so on. Also, the things that are not rectangles are also somewhat rectangles.
Example:
"Wow, your rectangles are really working out today".

"I sent you a design file yesterday, did you see the the rectangles I did?"

"How many rectangles did you draw today?"
In therapy, "Are the rectangles with us in the room right now?"


Magical Rectangle
A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Example:
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!


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