STV
by Tom Cerveaux on Jan 26, 2010 08:47:19
Sexually Transmitted Vegetarianism or Veganism
1. - n. - the conversion of a
meat eater to
herbivore status at the prompting of the
meat eater's new boyfriend or girlfriend
2. - n. - the conversion of a meat eater to herbivore status in the hopes of establishing a romantic encounter with a decided vegetarian or vegan
Example:
1.
Meat Eater: "Yo, let's a grab a steak.
My treat."
New Vegan: "Sorry dude. No steak for me. My new girlfriend would kill me if she could taste cow on me."
Meat Eater: "Wow.
I never thought you'd catch an STV."
2.
Vegan Guy: "So, how long have you been a vegan?"
Fresh Vegan Convert: "Uh...about 2 days, I guess."
Vegan Guy: "That's when you met me! Did I give you an STV?"
STV
by Methodone on Nov 02, 2007 03:30:24
Sexually Transmitted (computer) Virus.
Obtained by hitting
the porn sites. Usually
fatal. Results in asshole
popping up when you least want it to.
Example:
Girl: "Why is your computer so slow??? And why is there a
popup with asshole on it???"
Guy: "Oh that. I got an STV by
hitting free
porno sites. It has completely destroyed my shit"