stv
Example:
When a virus gets into your msn/myspace/facebook count an send random message to everyone on your friends list.
"omg....shes got another STV"
When a virus gets into your msn/myspace/facebook count an send random message to everyone on your friends list.
"omg....shes got another STV"
STV
Sexually Transmitted Vegetarianism or Veganism
1. - n. - the conversion of a meat eater to herbivore status at the prompting of the meat eater's new boyfriend or girlfriend
2. - n. - the conversion of a meat eater to herbivore status in the hopes of establishing a romantic encounter with a decided vegetarian or vegan
1. - n. - the conversion of a meat eater to herbivore status at the prompting of the meat eater's new boyfriend or girlfriend
2. - n. - the conversion of a meat eater to herbivore status in the hopes of establishing a romantic encounter with a decided vegetarian or vegan
Example:
1.
Meat Eater: "Yo, let's a grab a steak. My treat."
New Vegan: "Sorry dude. No steak for me. My new girlfriend would kill me if she could taste cow on me."
Meat Eater: "Wow. I never thought you'd catch an STV."
2.
Vegan Guy: "So, how long have you been a vegan?"
Fresh Vegan Convert: "Uh...about 2 days, I guess."
Vegan Guy: "That's when you met me! Did I give you an STV?"
1.
Meat Eater: "Yo, let's a grab a steak. My treat."
New Vegan: "Sorry dude. No steak for me. My new girlfriend would kill me if she could taste cow on me."
Meat Eater: "Wow. I never thought you'd catch an STV."
2.
Vegan Guy: "So, how long have you been a vegan?"
Fresh Vegan Convert: "Uh...about 2 days, I guess."
Vegan Guy: "That's when you met me! Did I give you an STV?"
STV
Example:
Andrea: Did you try to call her about the Star Trek tickets?
Candy: Yep, STV. She never picks up.
Andrea: Did you try to call her about the Star Trek tickets?
Candy: Yep, STV. She never picks up.
STV
A overwhelming feeling of having picked up a disease by watching a television show that is so skanky it makes you feel like you have a sexually transmitted disease. i.e. Barbwire
Example:
I may have to go to the doctor for some kind of ointment. I was watching Baywatch last night and I think I contracted an STV.
I may have to go to the doctor for some kind of ointment. I was watching Baywatch last night and I think I contracted an STV.
STV
STV
Sexually Transmitted (computer) Virus.
Obtained by hitting the porn sites. Usually fatal. Results in asshole popping up when you least want it to.
Obtained by hitting the porn sites. Usually fatal. Results in asshole popping up when you least want it to.
Example:
Girl: "Why is your computer so slow??? And why is there a popup with asshole on it???"
Guy: "Oh that. I got an STV by hitting free porno sites. It has completely destroyed my shit"
Girl: "Why is your computer so slow??? And why is there a popup with asshole on it???"
Guy: "Oh that. I got an STV by hitting free porno sites. It has completely destroyed my shit"
Stv
Example:
Did you see that Stv at Center Parcs ?
What, the guy who was suffocating his future progeny ?
Yes
Did you see that Stv at Center Parcs ?
What, the guy who was suffocating his future progeny ?
Yes