THE CUPBOARD
the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.Cupboard
R Kelly's next destination after finally getting out of the closet. A place that depicts having no escape and or freedom!
Cupboarding
The art of cupboarding aka wardrobing ;
In the event of a 'mate' pulling a girl, the 'cupboarder' will recieve notification of the couple's ETA, then promptly strip, conceal themselves in the wardrobe of the 'mate' and wait for the couples arrival. At some crucial moment, with physical activity fully underway, the 'mate' signals for the 'cupboarder' to make their presence felt.
Consequence i) girl gets pissed off and leaves
Consequence ii) Cupboarder is gladly recieved. Cupboarding is a success! Hooray!
In the event of a 'mate' pulling a girl, the 'cupboarder' will recieve notification of the couple's ETA, then promptly strip, conceal themselves in the wardrobe of the 'mate' and wait for the couples arrival. At some crucial moment, with physical activity fully underway, the 'mate' signals for the 'cupboarder' to make their presence felt.
Consequence i) girl gets pissed off and leaves
Consequence ii) Cupboarder is gladly recieved. Cupboarding is a success! Hooray!
Example:
Tom: "Duuude, bringing this girl back to the flat tonight, up for some cupboarding?"
Jason: "sweet, i'll be there."
Tom: "Duuude, bringing this girl back to the flat tonight, up for some cupboarding?"
Jason: "sweet, i'll be there."
cupboard
Example:
guy 1: wow is jo still in that cupboard?
guy 2: yeah, joe is keeping her in there until the game is over
guy 1: wow is jo still in that cupboard?
guy 2: yeah, joe is keeping her in there until the game is over
Cupboarding
Creating a literal or metaphorical closed off space, such as a cupboard. You do not have to be physically alone, the use of headphones may be appropriate but not necessary and can be done anywhere.
Cupboards
Example:
While at work the other day, we heard Martin shout "CUPBOARD", we turned to see a group of girls walking through the meat aisle. They're underage Martin, i said.
Yes but a few years in the cupboard will see them fit for consumption.
While at work the other day, we heard Martin shout "CUPBOARD", we turned to see a group of girls walking through the meat aisle. They're underage Martin, i said.
Yes but a few years in the cupboard will see them fit for consumption.
Cupboard
jew in the cupboard
A jew that is in your cupboard, they usually are male but in some cases have been female. We don't know how they manage to get into the cupboards they are found in but all we know is that they are attracted by the smell of expensive tea/cup sets . If you find a jew in your cupboard you should follow these steps
1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a muscle man/woman, broom etc
2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.
3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/komodo dragon...
4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.
If this does not work follow theses steps
1. Run
2. Hide
3. Its coming
4.
1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a muscle man/woman, broom etc
2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.
3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/komodo dragon...
4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.
If this does not work follow theses steps
1. Run
2. Hide
3. Its coming
4.
Example:
Man: Honey where's my super-suit?
Woman: What?
Man: I said where's... My... Super-suit!
Woman: In the cupboard!
Man: Why is it in the cupboard?
Woman: Just get it!
Man: *opens cupboard * HONEY THERE'S A JEW IN THE CUPBOARD !!
Man: Honey where's my super-suit?
Woman: What?
Man: I said where's... My... Super-suit!
Woman: In the cupboard!
Man: Why is it in the cupboard?
Woman: Just get it!
Man: *opens cupboard * HONEY THERE'S A JEW IN THE CUPBOARD !!